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The Only Official Thread of the Weekend! WDT 4/8/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 8, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Pancake ass, old woman thighs, and possibly a tucked cock.

    Elementary, my dear Watson.

    Y'all just hatin' you can't be a magnificent butterfly like this woman.

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    By the way, have a great breakfast, people.
     
    #161 CharlesJohnson, Apr 9, 2011
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    I always wake up feeling like R Kelly.
     
    #162 Binary, Apr 9, 2011
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    Bed wetter?
     
    #163 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    With a urine soaked little girl by your side?
     
    #164 Poopourri, Apr 9, 2011
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    Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? Apparently that's an important part.

    And you'd better change your name to BL$Y, just to be on the safe side.
     
    #165 Disgustipated, Apr 9, 2011
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    I keep wondering how much music executive cock she must have sucked (and apparently sucked well) to score herself a record contract..
     
    #166 mya, Apr 9, 2011
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    Have your boyfriend cover your chest in semen, then take pictures and have them "accidentally" end up on the Internet.

    You're welcome.
     
    #167 Rob4Broncos, Apr 9, 2011
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    Your a better friend than I, if one of my buddies had the balls to return one of my Weber grills in that condition I most likely would have beat him to death with it. Thats bullshit, he should have just bought you a new one.
     
    #168 Flat_Rate, Apr 9, 2011
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    Today I get to meet my girlfriend's mother, and attend her two year old nephew's birthday party...and sit around with her irritating bitch of a friend that I use to hook up with. I may need a flask this afternoon.
     
    #169 KillaKam, Apr 9, 2011
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    I saw a video of her singing in some kind of competition, and she was pretty competent. Not great, but had a nice voice and the song was generic but decent. Curious, I looked her up on wiki, and found this:

    If you're not familiar, Dr. Luke is the villain behind "I Kissed a Girl", "Party in the USA", etc. I'm pretty sure he realized that she was willing to pretty much do whatever it took, and figured he could exploit/market the fuck out of her. I have to say, anybody that could hear two songs and be more intrigued by the awful one, and proceed to take the artist's career down that path, seems to care more about money than music.
     
    #170 Nom Chompsky, Apr 9, 2011
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    Ballsy, I kinda like that. As soon as I get paid, I might do that.


    Are you saying that's Ke$ha's secret to waking up feeling like P Diddy, or that P Diddy has his boyfriend cover his chest in semen, and by doing the same thing, I'll feel like him?
     
    #171 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    Oh Jack, how could I ever leave you?
     
    #172 PewPewPow, Apr 9, 2011
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    Beer, burgers, and Cabelas. Not a bad way to spend an afternoon.
     
    #173 Juice, Apr 9, 2011
  14. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    So I slipped last night and, after a few drinks, had a cigarette; my first one in 2 weeks.

    I had a dream that a pack of cigarettes was smoking me.
     
    #174 dubyu tee eff, Apr 9, 2011
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    Someone just posted a happy birthday message to my facebook wall and got my name wrong. Fuck my life. Not some random person I drunkenly met 6 years ago either, but a former high school teacher who was my mom's colleague for 2 decades.
     
    #175 Gravitas, Apr 9, 2011
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    She messed up your name, even though it's RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FUCKING WALL?!?

    No wonder public education sucks a fat one.
     
    #176 Rob4Broncos, Apr 9, 2011
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    It's 3am and I'm going to bed, but have spent the last 12 hours watching various football matches, interspersed with both horse racing and the GP. A good day regardless, but the fact the Reds just won (and covered the spread) makes it even better.

    and for those who dont know/care, Black Caviar won her 12th race from 12 starts, keeping her perfect record. i highly recommend you youtube her races, as she is the best sprinter (and probably best all round) horse any of us will see in ourt lifetimes. effortless...
     
    #177 eddie, Apr 9, 2011
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    I routinely change the month of my birthday just to fuck with Facebook people. I'll have 3-4 consecutive birthdays and some people will wish me happiness on each without a clue.
     
    #178 BL1Y, Apr 9, 2011
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    They're probably just confused by Joomla modules.
     
    #179 Rob4Broncos, Apr 9, 2011
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