There are two dogs that live with me. Finli has too much time on his hands and finds ways to 'occupy' his time. Abraham is a big ole love who does nothing wrong except not interfere. See if you can guess who's who in the zoo.
Want to see the most worthless pet in the world? I have never had a guinea pig live so god damn long. Normally they die after a couple of years. Not this one. 6 years, and still going on strong. A friend offered to whack it for me as a birthday gift. I should have taken him up on it.
This is awesome, but Pepper beats Indy by a lot! I should start a twitter page for all the shit she's ruined. This is my recent contest entry for Pepper to a local sports radio station, where I had to tell them why she deserved the ultimate doggy chew toy......a Michael Vick Rookie Card!
The small gray cat is Izzy and the orange brute is Dante. They're siblings, but Dante is about 12lbs and Izzy is only around 8lbs. Izzy behaves herself unless there's tuna around and Dante is a bit of an asshole the majority of the time.
This is Ramona. I told the story of how I rescued her at the old place. A woman had an ad for her on craigslist saying that she'd adopted the dog a month and a half prior from a shelter, and now the dog was snapping at her kid. My friend and I drove out to Charlestown, WV to check it out and the woman and her two kids are living in a tiny shitty apartment over a carpet and tile store, with bed sheets separating the "rooms" and a quarter of the living room taken up by a giant bird cage. (I'm sorry, I judge people who keep birds as pets. I'm sure you're the exception, but whatever.) The kid is hitting and kicking the dog and running around with his hand cupped under her ass saying "pee pee." Um, what the fuck? We scooped the dog and got the hell out of there, afraid that she was going to be super damaged, but that in the worse case, we were better equipped than this hillbilly bitch to find her a suitable home. Well, she's the sweetest, funniest, most well-adjusted dog I've ever met. I was looking for a big dog, but this is what I got. A 23 lb schnoodle (schnauzer/poodle) who, though spayed and female, humps anything that will let her, including her best friend - a 60 lb lab. She's a furry ball of awesome. Don't let the diminutive size and innocent face fool you. At the park... Trespassing on the high school football field in my hometown: Eating peanut butter dog ice cream: Playing Cornhole:
Technically my sister's dog, but since she works out of town, he's always staying with us. Response to a rep: My sister calls him either a Yukon Special or a Yukon Retriever, but really he's a big mutt. She got him when she was living up in the Yukon one summer. Mom was a sled dog, dad was an idiot. So he's a really fast idiot. My sister knows he's part German Sheppard, Akita, and Husky, with a little bit of wolf thrown in too. Not sure what else though. Just a month or two old here: All grown up, majestic as always:
My Yellow Naped Amazon, Barney. He's as sweet and playful as a dog, but during mating season there is no animal that could match his unpredictability and viciousness. He's killed 2 smaller birds and disfigured the nose of my old German Shepherd.
Astro is my wife's Leopard Gecko, that bitch will be 10 years old in December. Will post recent pictures of my homie EO as well...
Piper is the best dog ever. She's a blue merle collie. Her breath smells like poop but we love her anyways.
This is Hagrid, my Westie. Westies are very cool dogs. He likes to chew on that silly looking persian in the picture above.
Tucker is officially home. He's excited & we might be even more excited so the pictures aren't the best. More to come.