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The REAL Memorial Day Drunk Thread! USA! USA! 5/28/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 28, 2010.

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  1. redbullgreygoose

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    all da hood niggaz say she gives the best head in Atlanta!

    Go for it!
     
    #21 redbullgreygoose, May 28, 2010
  2. Primer

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    My house is empty? Holy shit. I've only been here once when there is absolutely nobody home*.

    I think I'll walk around naked and jerk off in the living room.

    *When five people live in one house, there is always someone here.
     
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    Ok, it was me.

    Email I used: Lexaprococktail@gmail.com
     
    #23 redbullgreygoose, May 28, 2010
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    Someone, for the love of God, get Stan van Gundy a throat lozenge.
     
    #24 JGold, May 28, 2010
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    Now the question is how good are you at giving head.

    Hotwheelz: Remember: a mouth is a mouth
     
    #25 Racer-X, May 28, 2010
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    Goooood weekend mon mumpy bumbaclot etc.

     
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    Here's the full interaction:
    Told him my skype and he gave up.
     
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    As I can't go our tonight for once, I was thinking, boy, I really could go for watching The Princess Bride.

    I was on Netflix for the Wii, and after accidentally clicking 3 buttons, The Princess Bride was playing on my TV.

    Inconceivable.
     
    #28 kuhjäger, May 28, 2010
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    well, our white trash attempt at a blow up pool failed. Duct tape just didn't quite cut it. So we sat around in the pool sitting in lawn chair with our feet in one foot of water while drinking beer. Time to hit Louis on the Lake.

    EDIT: And by blow up, I mean inflate.
     
    #29 Fernanthonies, May 28, 2010
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    Oh God, you duct taped a bunch of garbage bags togethor, didn't you.
     
    #30 zyron, May 28, 2010
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    Dude, he said it failed. You could make a spaceship out of duct tape and garbage bags.
     
    #31 JoeCanada, May 28, 2010
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    Go thank a Marine for your long weekend. I'd include the other branches of service, but they rarely do anything worth mentioning.
    They can pimp out their own.

    Semper Fi, devil-dogs!
     
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    YUT!! Thanks and you're welcome. Good to hear that. Semper Fi!!
     
    #33 Diablo, May 29, 2010
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    Why do you have to reroute all the dumb ones to Lejeune? I think the median IQ of Marines I deliver pizza to is somewhere in the 80s.
     
    #34 Rob4Broncos, May 29, 2010
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    #35 carpenter, May 29, 2010
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    I got a rep to the above post that reads:

    Just gonna answer this publicly because Diablo is fucking right, and I'll go ahead and warn anyone reading this when considering places they'd request to get orders to. It's one big base of boring. There isn't much in the way of recreation, both on and off base. As for Lejeune and Jacksonville (the surrounding town) goes, good luck getting a date. A corpsman neighbor of mine and I had a conversation a couple years back, and we decided that the ratio of single guys to single girls in Camp Lejeune/Jacksonville is, at best, 10:1. Maybe closer to 15:1. And after you eliminate all the girls with STDs and questionable appearance/hygiene, it goes to 20:1. Living in Lejeune for extended periods of time is the equivalent of beer goggles, because it lowers your standards of women to embarrassing levels.
     
    #36 Rob4Broncos, May 29, 2010
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    Seriously dude? It's not like I live in Oklaho...oh wait...

    Shit.
     
    #37 Fernanthonies, May 29, 2010
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    Duct tape sucks.

    There, I said it.

    Try using Tuck Tape... it's WAY better.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.paisleypro.com/ItemBox.aspx?cat=brand&&sub=33&&item=92" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.paisleypro.com/ItemBox.aspx? ... 3&&item=92</a>

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    #38 Nettdata, May 29, 2010
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    What's a haircut got to do with acting?
     
    #39 Nettdata, May 29, 2010
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    You've come a mighty fine way since then:
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    I'm so fucking stoned right now. You'll thanks me in the mornings, okay mister chater. you're still cool and I like you and your pet blue dog. Motherfucko!
     
    #40 Rob4Broncos, May 29, 2010
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