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The Sperminator

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, May 18, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    She looks like Arnie during the decompression scene from Total Recall. What a complete Wildebeest. Does this mean Terminator 5 is off?

    I like "Mr. Pooniverse" better, by the way.
     
    #21 Crown Royal, May 18, 2011
  2. bebop007

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    I'd would've gone with Edward James Olmos.

    Looks like we're gonna have to agree to disagree, Mr. Data.
     
    #22 bebop007, May 18, 2011
  3. Nettdata

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    The only thing we can agree on is that you'd still do her, while I would not. Probably.
     
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    If she said that our child would go on to lead resistance fighters against an evil robotic empire, then I probably would. Just out of principle.

    Or if I was drunk.

    Or if she asked.
     
    #24 bebop007, May 18, 2011
  5. Nettdata

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    She does have big tits.

    Just sayin.
     
    #25 Nettdata, May 18, 2011
  6. scotchcrotch

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    Arnie needs to hire a PR team stat.


    I don't think the affair will hurt his comeback nearly as much as the fact that he's a dumpster diver. I think that hurt his credibility a little.

    How long til the next fugly steps forward?



    "Two weeks"
     

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  7. Nettdata

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    And there, ladies, is all the insight into the male mind that you need to know.

    Forget your stupid magazines that tell you that they know what a guy is thinking... Jeff Foxworthy explained it best: "I want a beer, and I want to see something naked."

    Really... it IS that simple.
     
    #27 Nettdata, May 18, 2011
  8. Juice

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    I bet when she gets horny her puss oozes queso cheese.

    Okay I just grossed myself out...
     
    #28 Juice, May 18, 2011
  9. Nettdata

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    Throw in a bit of spicy chicken or ground beef, and a side of guacamole, and I'm in.
     
    #29 Nettdata, May 18, 2011
  10. scotchcrotch

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    Hot refried beans around back. If you catch her on the right day, you can get sour cream on your taco.
     
    #30 scotchcrotch, May 18, 2011
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    When I first heard the news I was hoping the quality of women would rival that of Tiger Woods.

    It's too soon in this little scandal to rule on quantity but I think it's safe to say that if this were a contest, Tiger would win on quality. Fuck.
     
    #32 caseykasem, May 18, 2011
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    "Da Sperminataah likes GIRLS."
     
    #33 KillaKam, May 18, 2011
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    I imagine this coming out of the bedroom. Exactly like this. With sound effects and gunfire. Fuckin' nightmare juice.

    "ZEE YOU AT ZUH PAWTY, FUGLY."
     
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    Meester Arnold. He have the best Lemon Pledge
     
    #35 kuhjäger, May 18, 2011
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    I picture some kinky role-playing. Maybe some Vaquero action?

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. scotchcrotch

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    Well the trolls are coming out of the woodwork.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/arnold-schwarzenegger-had-two-sons-born-the-same-week/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/arnold-sch ... same-week/</a>


    That didn't take long.


    This is why celebrities pay for prostitutes. No blackmail, no drama.
     
    #37 scotchcrotch, May 19, 2011
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    Not so much, no.

    That is them with the kid in question.
     

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  19. DrFrylock

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  20. scotchcrotch

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    If I was a papparazzi, I'd ask Arnold if the rumors of his love child were true.

    His response?

    "Izzz not a rumor"
     
    #40 scotchcrotch, May 20, 2011
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