The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

I once worked with a retired Marine on summer on-job training. His blanket party story? There was one guy in his basic training platoon who was a dirtbag and never changed his clothes, and stunk accordingly. The instructor had everyone throw their clothes into a massive pile, and then grab a random item and get dressed again. You know, to exert group pressure on the dirtbag. Dirtbag got a nice visit from everyone that night. I guess it sounds extreme, but given similar opportunities, I can't tell you how many people I'd relish the opportunity to do that to.

EDIT: The Eastern Europeans have left. Only temporarily; they left their laptops unguarded. That's just inviting theft, really. Couldn't even levae one sentry.

 

That guy totally deserved it. I've always wanted to blanket party someone.

I work in a library and every few weeks someone will come complain that their laptop or something else expensive was stolen. Then, to make a report I'll ask for all the details and everything. Sure enough it's always, "Well I left my stuff on the table and went to smoke a cigarette/make phonecall/ take shit and when I came back it was gone." Listen: people suck, they are immoral, theiving bastards. Don't leave your expensive shit in a public place unattended, it may get stolen.

 

I've consumed a 30 pack and 1/2 bottle of vodka over the last 24 hours and I think I'm going to die. Die a snowy, snowy death. After I drink another 30 pack, watch some MMA, clear out 18" of snow from my driveway / walkway, watch the Caps win 14 in a row, and the Super Bowl.

Shit. That's going to take more than a 30 pack, don't cha think?

 

there is ahole on your bum, \it;d called your bum hile,.

 

Making a big pot of white bean chili, have a few bottles of wine, got a new review book that I am going to flip through, thinking of watching a movie. Been in pajamas since I got home from a run this morning, still haven't taken a shower and I see no need to do so now.

I'm OK with all of the above, when did I get so lame?

 

so I left my bike at the bar. At some point today I'm going to have to go get it. I also have 3 papers due this week that I need to go work on at the libary. Last night I remember telling friends to remind to drink a lot of water before sleep, so I'm not hungover. Sure enough, I'm incredibly hungover.

Doesn't that just suck.

Wish I had some chili.

 

Aren't you in more of a grilled fish and mango type of climate? Eating chili in 80 degree weather shouldn't be allowed. I have earned my chili with more fucking snow and cold weather (actually it is very pretty)

 

It doesn't have to be cold to eat chili but it does taste better in the winter. It's a whopping 34 degrees here and I wish I would have started some chili this morning because it sounds amazing. It's looking like grilled cheese tonight though.

 

abneretta is right, chili works in any type of enviroment. I fucking love chili.


Been watching the first season of Sopranos and I've gotta say, it has the best ending credits music I've ever heard in any show. Every single episode, the song is just awesome.

 

I'm just jealous because I am about as far from a beach as I can be. And to rub it in further, I will also mention that I am making cornbread to go with it.

And yeah, The Sopranos always managed to find the perfect song to wrap up the mood of that specific episode. Now i wish I had all of The Sopranos episodes to watch. I kind of fell out for awhile, so I know that I missed a couple of seasons. For some reason, I always had an odd attraction to Christophuh. Totally not my type, but I found him kind of sexy in a dangerous way.

 

Those damn talkative moors have gone again, leaving their equipment undefended.

I am extremely tempted to get up and move all their stuff one table over. Wouldn't that be grand.

EDIT: Back again. Jesus Christ you fuckers, don't you realize this place would be pin drop silent without you?

 

Damn it woman, I love cornbread. Now I'm going to have to make some. Fuck grilled cheese, I'm having cornbread for supper. I only make mine from scratch, so off to the kitchen I go...

 

I live less than a football field's distance frorm the beach and yet I haven't been there in close to three weeks. How fucked up is that?

 

Same with me. I can look out my window and see it. I think there's some underlying thing in our heads that tells us since it's always there, we don't need to go all the time. Granted my water is ice compared to Hawaii.

 

I just got back from a beer run. I'm not in a whisky mood tonight and I was out of beer, which was unacceptable. Luckily, I'm a problem solver and now I have an 18 pack in the fridge. Hopefully that will get me through the weekend.

 

Aren't you supposed to be at Ruth's Chris?

 

Now that I don't have to get up early for a flight in the morning, I'm getting shnockered.

 

I was thinking of just staying in tonight and relaxing and not really drinking, but so much for that.

When your hot redhead friend texts to say that everyone is meeting at 930 to go to the bar, so be ready...you just can't turn that down.

The key tonight will be to not drink two great big glasses of scotch at 2am after drinking a shit ton of coors light at the bar. I had a 5 alarm hang over this morning, still feeling it a little bit. Oh well, hair of the dog that bit you!