The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

I will. And also enjoy copious amounts of delicious guacamole.

 

I got to go on xbox live for the first time ever. With the headset and everything. No wonder people get so addicted to playing like that, it's friggin cool.


...........Nerds!

 

He's a Panthers fan. No doubt he drinks enough as it is.

 

Says the guy whose team squandered a 6-0 start.

 

Holy fuck. Tuberculosis drug regimens are madness. That, or my group-mates who made up these drug charts are morons.

 

Someone has to explain to me the irrational hate Boston sports fans have for Peyton Manning.

I know, I know, the Colts and the Pats have had some epic battles. They're the two "teams of the decade." It's only rational, if Pats fans want their team to be considered the best in recent memory, to cheer against the Colts. But it's more than that. The people here don't not like the Colts...they just fucking despise Peyton Manning.

Before moving here, I'd never met anyone who had a problem with Peyton. The dude's a great QB, a funny guy, and he gives off a very personable vibe. But people in Boston consider him on the same level as Johnny Damon and the antichrist.

Why?

 

Why? Really? Because the conversation for "best QB" tends to come down to Peyton and their boy Tom Brady. The hatred comes from the fact that they feel Tom Brady is the best QB in the history of the game, and he played for THEIR team! Peyton can't be the best, now or ever, because Brady is. They hear the name "Peyton" and it just enrages them because it reminds them that there is another QB out there that competes with the mighty Tom Brady.

Now, note, I don't have anything against Tom Brady. While the Pats organization as a whole seems to be pretty dirty (Bellicheck taping other team's practices, the defense generally plays pretty dirty), Tom Brady seems to be one of the few guys on that team that is really respectable. That being said, my personal opinion is that Peyton is a superior QB. Say that to someone from Boston, and you're likely to get beat like a red-headed step child.

 

Colts got a field goal. Fuck 'em.

 

Russell Crowe as Robin Hood?

Meh.

 

The surviving half of The Who is struggling to rock as half as hard as they did 35 years ago. Why the fuck is this generation recycling the same damn headliners over and over? Do we do not have a band that can rock the fuck out of a stadium whose members are not fucking baby boomers?

 

This is how it has been since "the tit incident." They get a bunch of old bastards to play half time so that they don't have to worry about some scandal or some shit. I read somewhere that since the Janet Jackson BS went down, the youngest act to play half time was 49, and that was Prince.

 

It would have made it all the more funny if Pete Townsend flashed his dick out at the last minute.

 

I was taking a piss thinking how this is one of the most boring games of football I have seen in a long time, and walk out to see a brawl. Awesome

 

I went for wings and missed a brawl!?!? WTF!?

 

I also heard that Tom Brady, being a Pats player, underwent the standard initiation that involves being sodomized by the defensive line, while eating a baby.

Fuck the Pats

Anyway, that was a really good game!

 

So who is else is watching this new ( I assume, but I have no idea) reality show CBS is pushing? The head of a ceo goes undercover in the lowest possible position of his company? RIVETING!!!

 

Is that a double entendre?

 

Was it just me or was everything about that Super Bowl kind of lackluster.... the commercials, the halftime show, the game itself (although it did pick up a bit in the second half). If it wasn't for the opportunity to eat all of the delicious but artery clogging food associated with sporting events, I would consider the event a flop.