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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Re: The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

    Ok, a round of 'fuck, marry, kill' with Lady Gaga, Nickelback, and Drew Brees.

    Who's brave enough for that one?
     
    #21 The Village Idiot, Feb 4, 2010
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    FUCK the colts and Manning he can go play in traffic for all I care.

    I'll be at Foxwoods all weekend guzzling drinks for my buddies birthday party and graduate onto sunday for more drinking.
     
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    Don't worry. Drew Brees has heard that birthmark joke 4,567 times before. But he still laughed at it anyway to help boost your confidence. It is important to Drew Brees that you are happy with yourself.

    Drew Brees left you the chocolate in the Neapolitan ice cream. He knows that it's your favorite.

    Drew Brees gave you a ride to the airport and never even thought of asking for anything in return. "That's what friends are for", he said.

    Drew Brees will housesit and watch your dogs while you are on vacation. Your garden plants will be twice as lush when you get home.
     
    #23 Blue Dog, Feb 4, 2010
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    Kill nickelback, fuck lady gaga (after finishing off a bottle of bourbon) and marry drew brees. The latter option is both legal and reversible.
     
    #24 ghettoastronaut, Feb 4, 2010
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    I assumed so, hence why I thought the question might pose some difficulties.

    And hers was bigger than yours ballsack. At least that's what the guy from Nickelback told me.
     
    #25 The Village Idiot, Feb 4, 2010
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    Hers was also bigger than Drew Brees making his pet name for it "Minor League" appropriate.
     
    #26 shegirl, Feb 4, 2010
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    Drew Brees did not throw an interception to end his season (yet again) when the game was on the line.
     
    #27 DrinksOnTheHouse, Feb 4, 2010
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    We don't know that yet now do we.
     
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    Ok, round two 'fuck, marry, kill': Ballsack, nickelback, Lady Gaga.
     
    #29 The Village Idiot, Feb 4, 2010
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    Kill Nickleback, fuck Lady Gaga, marry Ballsack. We all know that no sexual activity exists in marriage, and it's a reversible process.
     
    #30 ghettoastronaut, Feb 4, 2010
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    Drew Brees would never disclose another person's personal information. He respects a man/woman/hermaphrodite's right to privacy.

    Drew Brees is full, man. Go ahead and take the last slice of pizza.

    Drew Brees will use your car to pick up the kids for the neighborhood carpool, and return it to you freshly washed with a full take of gas.

    Drew Brees knew you were light on cash this week, so he brought over some beers for the game, even though he doesn't even drink on Sundays.
     
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    I had to get on the next season of Teen Mom somehow. Just wait until you have to sit on the couch with their house psychologist, Dr. Drew. He'd have some choice words for how you've been acting in this relationship.

    EDIT: Bluedog, are you saying that Drew Brees brought over free beer? Man, maybe I should marry him. The birthmark makes him look like he earned a scar in a manful fight.
     
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    Drew Brees is all that is man.
     
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    That settles it, Drew Brees is cock.
     
    #34 Dmix3, Feb 4, 2010
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    Last week Drew Brees wanted to learn how to play golf. He drove round and round then in the distance he saw a neato building that was colorful, had flashy lights and a picture of a moose wearing a funny hat on the side of it. It even had happy music coming from it. He ended up at a puttputt course.
     
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    Though Drew Brees disagrees with you, he completely respects your right to your own opinion.

    Drew Brees noticed that you got a haircut. He thinks it looks great.

    Drew Brees thinks that the "THAT GUY" references from Jon Gruden on MNF are fresh and funny EVERY time he makes them.

    Drew Brees always leaves a quarter in the "Take-a-Penny" tray.

    ... where he proceeded to sign autographs and take pictures until the park closed with sick kids from the childrens hospital who were there on a field trip. He completely gave up his free day of learning to play golf to help brighten the days of the less fortunate.
     
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    I just wanna see Manning's inbred hick face fail for once.

    My greatest NFL memory is witnessing Ty Law rip Manning apart in the NFC championship a couple of years ago. Ty Law was the man.
     
    #37 Supertramp, Feb 4, 2010
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    my god people. Drew Brees brought over free beer. Are you continuing to argue against free beer? I'm not sure what to think about this.
     
    #38 ghettoastronaut, Feb 4, 2010
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    In the "I don't give a shit" spirit, I'll share my news. I just was informed that a woman I'll call "B" passed away yesterday. I was a comanager with her for a year, haven't seen her in about a year. My friend who informed me is aghast that I am not upset. Why would I care? She was an awful human being. More oxygen for me.

    Maybe I am an asshole.

    Oh, and Nickelback should die in a fire.
     
    #39 PIMPTRESS, Feb 4, 2010
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    Unlike most SuperBowls where I could give a shit who wins, I really hope the Saints take this one.

    That way, Brees can take some of his huge new contract, go to downtown Nawlins and find a rat to gnaw that shit off his face.
     
    #40 Gator, Feb 4, 2010
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