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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by shegirl, Feb 4, 2010.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Which would be worse for you shegirl: sleeping with Drew or Sack?
     
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  2. shegirl

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    I dunno because The Sack is a high power attorney that does lines of blow off of supermodels asses. Oh and he drives a BMW. Now Drew on the other hand, is all about puppies and rainbows.

    Fuck it, I'd just leave and let them go at it.
     
    #82 shegirl, Feb 5, 2010
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    Now here's what I don't get. I live in Philly, which has a significant gay population. I'll see guys walking down the street as couples, and you look at them and they look like guys. Makes sense, given that's what they like.

    The lesbians totally baffle me. Invariably, one of them looks girlish, and the other looks like a lumberjack. If you're into women, which I am, why would you want one that looked like a guy? Makes no sense to me.

    Oh, and Nickelback is gay.
     
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    Is it politically correct to say that it's "sink or swim for the Saints"?

    And why is everyone saying this is their first super bowl? Technically, they were in one in 2005 as well.
     
    #84 Samr, Feb 5, 2010
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    I'm sick and in bed so I decided to kinda half-watch the newest American Pie: The Book of Love.

    Honestly, it's the worst movie I've ever seen.
     
    #85 Supertramp, Feb 5, 2010
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    I take it you have never seen 'Guyver'

    I invented a drinking game for this movie. Take a shot anytime any of the characters speaks English, and pray to sweet fucking Christ that you black out before Mark Hamill turns into a grub.
     
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    Because there's no such thing as lesbian. They're just temporarily confused.
     
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    Maybe it's the Irish-Canadian Roman Catholic in me but how could anyone not like U2 (politics aside)?

     
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    I drank half a pot of coffee and studied Woody Allen's stand-up this afternoon. My hands are shaking, and I've figured out that the amount of caffeine I imbibe is directly proportional to how much I dislike his routines.

    "I don't care very much for mechanical awbjects." SHUT UP, WOODY. STICK TO FILM.

    I need a job.
     
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    How badass is this? I'm sick and in bed, just watched Training Day.

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    "You my nigga?"
     
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    I just woke up from an unintentional nap on the couch with my laptop open...I think I may have just slept with everyone on the board. Was it good for you guys too?
     
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    FINALLY!!

    Bout to roll up some of that good, while sipping a gifted Yamazaki Single Malt Whiskey, and in a bonus from some unknown diety, my roommate has decided to head to Tennessee until Monday. Take your time bro, no hurry!

    Now if only I had the balls to kill his pig while he's gone...
     
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    Well, since I wasn't sleeping and my dick wasn't inside of you, I gotta say it was pretty bad for me.
     
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    Would explain why I came in my pants earlier.

    Either that or the really bumpy road I just drove down.
     
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    Sunday Bloody Sunday might have been a good song, but there's a litany of answers to that question that we needn't get into.

    Auxiliary question: Maybe it's just me, but I find people who claim they're Irish or Italian when their parents/grandparents might have been born there kind of ridiculous. I think it's romanticizing a place they've never been, a language they've never spoken and trying to make themselves look less silly when major international soccer tournaments happen. I remember on the old board someone answered the question of what Italians think about Americans claiming to be Italian. The response was that they didn't care about heritage or anything; they're American.

    Furthermore, good news, everyone! I had an exam re-marked and I've no passed a course I otherwise would have failed. My exam mark pretty much doubled between the first markings and what I walked out of my prof's office with. That was two weeks worth of worry over nothing.
     
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    I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to hurt your feelings, but I definitely didn't feel anything. I'm glad to know it's because you weren't inside of me and not because you're lacking in the size department.
     
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    Well I'm glad you're glad about that and not the fact that I didn't actually rape you while you were sleeping.

    Hey EVERYONE, abneretta is down with raping!
     
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  18. The Village Idiot

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    I've slept with dozens of 'sleeping' women.

    I give you a solid 6. You weren't quite asleep enough for my taste, but I'm not going to be picky.
     
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    If it doesn't wake me up it doesn't qualify as rape. If it does, and it's good, I probably still won't complain.
     
    #99 abneretta, Feb 5, 2010
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    3.6 for me. Exceptional performance until I felt your pulse.
     
    #100 Gravitas, Feb 5, 2010
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