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The Super Bowl Weekend | I don't give a SHIT | DRUNK THREAD

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by shegirl, Feb 4, 2010.

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  1. Supertramp

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    12 years of Catholic School allows me to complain/show off about my Irish-Canadianess depending on the situation and context.

    Regardless, U2 kick ass and if it weren't for Bono being an attention whoring globe trotter U2 would be revered.
     
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    If I put ducttape over your mouth and tie you to the bedposts you won't complain either. Or at least, I won't be able to hear you.

    Hey lawyers, is, "I never heard her say stop" a valid defense?
     
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    I'll check on it after I'm done duct taping abneretta.
     
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    Guys, I'd really prefer a gag. I don't like the way duct tape makes my face sticky.
     
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  5. Sam N

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    abneretta you are so getting raped tonight. You don't even know.

    I'ma be all up in that like, "ooohhhh bitch you like that huh," and you gon' be like, "No! No, I don't. Help me!!" and then I'ma be like, "Bitch, stfu."
     
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    Uh, hate to break it to you, but you're probably ending up with a sticky face one way or another.

    Now be still and let me finish.
     
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    Rape jokes are funny until someone loses an eye.
     
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  8. Sam N

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    Quick question, does anywhere else in the world have First Friday specials?

    In Hawaii, pretty much everywhere has shit super cheap shit and everyone just parties the first Friday of the month. My favorite bar has 2 dollar anything, including bomb's, patron, whatever. I usually just stick to top of the line 2 dollar draft beer all night with a couple shots thrown in, but I'll still walk out of there paying 30 bucks.

    If I was more of a party guy I'd go to China town where they have live music and parades and shit, but the bar is just fine for me. First Friday is amazing, I look forward to it all month.

    So yeah, today is a good day.
     
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  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    A childhood acquaintance of mine just posted this on Facebook...

    He is VERY gay and will soon be Amsterdam-legally married to his "partner". It's kinda strange seeing that posted on FB.

    And it was pretty apparent that he was gay a long time ago.

    ........................

    It's very rainy and very cold here. I'm in the most comfortable clothes that I own and plan on being in them for at least 16 more hours.

    Is it strange that I won't be watching the Super Bowl?
     
    #109 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 5, 2010
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    And then it's filmed by a bunch of Japanese people, thrown on the internet as porn and is compared to things like Two Girls One Cup and that movie where the bitch is eating octopi while being vomited on by angry fishermen and then turning the set into a giant bukkake scene.

    It's very organic like that.
     
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    We have them here in Philly, and they're usually very busy. Tonight won't be because of the foot of snow we're supposed to get.
     
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    Yeah, well, I did 12 years of Catholic school too and you don't see me flaunting the fact that my last name ends in a vowel.

    By the way, the point isn't against the term "Irish-Canadian" or "Irish-American" or "Italian-Canadian", mildly annoying as they are, it's the people who drop the second part of those terms when they aren't even citizens of those countries.
     
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    If you factor in junior kindergarten, senior kindergarten and the extra year I had to spend in high school because of all the moving we did (when you move to a different continent, often the new school year doesn't coincide with your old one), I have fifteen years of Catholic school under my belt, so I rank you guys. Here's what Catholic school teaches you/allows you to do:

    1. Fight. Like, fist fight. I never saw a public school that was as violent as a Catholic one.
    2. Argue. You get a smug satisfaction making your religious teacher squirm by asking questions they can't answer.
    3. Drink. You drink during mass, for Christ's sake (sort of).
    4. Follow your faith blindly or reject it completely. When you get spat back out the other end of the system, you at least know where you stand.

    But fuck politics and religion. This is the drunk thread, and that shit ain't kosher. U2 is wildly overrated, particularly anything after Actung Baby!
     
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    So you really only have 1 extra year on me. Boo hoo. My parents actually went to church on Sundays. Do you have any idea how rare that is?

    In other news, I just watched The Queen. Quite frankly, I'm starting to understand why young girls have fantasies of being royalty. How many of you wouldn't mind having a 40,000 acre private estate to go hunting on, while having a fleet of Land Rovers to drive around as you please? And you'd get to wear tweeds while doing it, and say as many ridiculously offensive things as possible with minimal backlask. Come to think of it, Richard Branson has his own private game reserve in South Africa. And his own private islands in (where else?) the Virgin Islands. Gotta get me some of that.
     
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    Whether it's a year or a decade, I still rank you, so there.

    And screw the 'church on Sunday' thing. My dad thinks religion is the biggest pile of BS ever invented. My parents just sent me to the separate schools because the teachers were better than the public system.

    I was "that kid" who wouldn't quit arguing with the teacher. Oh yeah.
     
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    Did you also wear a hat in class?

    Whoops, flashback...

    "YOU CAN'T WEAR A HAT BECAUSE HE [points to crucifix] DIED ON A CROSS FOR YOU!!!"

    That wasn't directed at me, but quite frankly, the vigour with which that particular teacher yelled about such a banal subject really strikes me as ridiculous today. I mean, fuck, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would have been given a run for his money by some of those damn teachers.
     
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    Only boys tried to wear hats. Boys have cooties, so probably hats do, too. Eww.
     
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    And yet girls get lice more because you can't stop sharing your god damned hair brushes.
     
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    I'll catch up on this thread later. I've been pregaming with Everclear, the girlfriend is mad because I'm already drunk, we thought a girl was fingering herself on Chat Roulette but it was just some dudes playing a video, I haven't showered and I need money. You all have a good night. Cllrbone out!
     
    #119 cllrbone11, Feb 5, 2010
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    We go to the washroom in pairs and trios, too. We're pack animals like that.
     
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