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The Superbowl Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Think I'll try making mango Guac.

    Guac is always consumed and gone WAY too quick at any Superbowl party. It's practically science.
     
    #21 Crown Royal, Feb 1, 2013
  2. Juice

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    Pfff don't you Canucks have Hockey to watch or something? Leave our sports alone.
     
    #22 Juice, Feb 1, 2013
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    What do you call 53 millionaires watching the SuperBowl?

    The Dallas Cowboys.
     
    #23 lust4life, Feb 2, 2013
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    I have a feeling the Ravens are going to win, so that ESPN can run a million Ray Lewis specials and talk about how they were really the underdog all along, and how Flacco is elite now, or whatever the fuck.

    I'm not really doing anything Sunday. I was actually thinking of skipping it this year, but I haven't really decided.
     
    #24 RCGT, Feb 2, 2013
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    So my sister was planning on having a Superbowl Party. When I say party apparently at best it would be maybe 3 people plus her and her husband on a tiny ass ancient tv and no beer. I'll pass. I'd rather stay at my place drinking beer on my new 42in plasma drinking beer. I think I'll have my neighbors over and we'll get drunk. Hardest decision I've ever made in my life.
     
    #25 toddamus, Feb 2, 2013
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    Hanging out with the roommate and making wings, onion rings and hummus. I'll probably bang out a few internship applications during the game because (and I know people hate this) I like watching the commercials and could honestly give a fuck about the football game.

    Maryland is going to go apeshit if the Ravens win though.
     
    #26 Dude, Feb 3, 2013
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    Making boiled peanuts right now.
     
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    The more you know about the game...
     

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    You know, I hate to be an asshole, but why does any musician think they have the right to ass fuck the National Anthem?

    Sing the motherfucker like it's written. Please.
     
    #29 $100T2, Feb 3, 2013
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    What the hell is a seven Mississippi rule?
     
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    The no rushing for 7 seconds rule.
     
    #31 Flat_Rate, Feb 3, 2013
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    Count to seven mississippi before going after the QB. Have you never played flag football?
     
    #32 RCGT, Feb 3, 2013
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    Really these halftime shows are just getting lamer and lamer. Was there a time they were ever not pop garbage and maybe motorhead played while downing fifths of jack? I mean when I think of the target audience of football Beyonce and a Destiny's Child reunion is the first thing that pops in my mind.


    Beyonce is still fine as hell but I see she said fuck it and kept with the lip synch schtick.
     
    #33 Kubla Kahn, Feb 3, 2013
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    Who watches the halftime show?
     
    #34 Flat_Rate, Feb 3, 2013
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    I honestly can't tell if you're joking or if you don't understand the point of the halftime show.
     
    #35 Frank, Feb 3, 2013
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    I haven't stopped watching since I saw a tit once.
     
    #36 Kubla Kahn, Feb 3, 2013
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    I mean since there isn't a football game going on might as well be SOMETHING. Now the lights are out... Whew. Excitement.
     
    #37 Kubla Kahn, Feb 3, 2013
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    Just got a FB update from one of my cousins, apparently Beyonce flashed Illuminati symbols during the performance.




    Just keeping you up to date.
     
    #38 Flat_Rate, Feb 3, 2013
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    Lights out on the 49ers season...

    Last time Superdome was this dark the city was underwater and Heineken was getting a shit load of free publicity
     
    #39 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 3, 2013
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    I blame BP.
     
    #40 Kubla Kahn, Feb 3, 2013
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