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The Superbowl Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2013.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    This now marks the second time Goodell has attempted to pull the plug on the Saints.
     
    #41 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 3, 2013
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    Meanwhile, outside the Superdome...

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    I'm gonna go with whoever posted it before, it's now time to stop having New Orleans as the default city to host the Superbowl.
     
    #43 Reifer, Feb 3, 2013
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    Seriously, Louisiana...if I told you, as a state to fuck up worse or make the US look even stupider on tv than we already do, the only question I would get in response is..."How?"

    Sincerely,

    South Carolina.


    Dear New Orleans:

    Three point five million per thirty second ads, and you left the lights off for 35 minutes, so that's $245 million. Thanks! We'll send you a nice fruit basket.

    Sincerely,

    CBS
     
    #44 downndirty, Feb 3, 2013
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    In the first half, Ravens were playing lights out defense. In the second...
     
    #45 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 3, 2013
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    Profit?
     
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    If Ray Lewis gets the SB MVP over Boldin or Flacco for this one it truly would be an obstruction of justice
     
    #47 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 3, 2013
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    Sure am glad I went to Kroger and fixed my wife dinner tonight. No baby, I'm not busy.

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    In other news, I heard Ray Lewis killed the power, but he refuses to admit it.
     
    #48 Sully, Feb 3, 2013
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    Shoulda been a hold, but Crabtree was also pushing off.
     
    #49 iczorro, Feb 3, 2013
  10. The Village Idiot

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    If by 'pushing off' you mean 'trying to get out of the hold' then yes, you'd be correct.

    News flash: Phil Simms is a fucking moron.

    Well, maybe not a news flash.
     
    #50 The Village Idiot, Feb 3, 2013
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    Well, the NFL couldn't let the game get too out of hand, but they got their wish in the end.
     
    #51 RCGT, Feb 3, 2013
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    This is it exactly. I lost count of how many times the annoucers said "but he was pushing off, so good call." I wanted to bitch slap them through the TV and tell them, "No fucking shit he was pushing off, he was trying to get out of a hold, you dumb mother fuckers."
     
    #52 wexton, Feb 4, 2013
  13. Kubla Kahn

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    I must be WAAAAAY behind the times but this Bar Refaeli chick from the godaddy commercial is a fucking smokehouse. God DAMN.


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    #53 Kubla Kahn, Feb 4, 2013
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    Hold on, this is seriously the first time you've heard of her?
     
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    I know I know. I don't read Maxims hot 100 or keep up with Leo's dating all the time but yes, first time.
     
    #55 Kubla Kahn, Feb 4, 2013
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    And if he hadn't tried to get out of it, it would have been a holding call, or a PI, and they probably would have won. So, yeah, the dumb motherfucker in this scenario is Crabtree.
     
    #56 iczorro, Feb 4, 2013
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    Not since grade school; have they really made it even wimpier, or do I just not remember?

    You know, I was also thinking it's held there seemingly every other year, but chalked it up to confirmation bias, since the first Super Bowl I paid any attention to was there (XX, Da Bears: Jim McMahon didn't need no pussy-ass seven Mississippi rule). Good to have even more confirmation.

    Apparently you don't read the SI Swimsuit Issue, either. Someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think she's ever been in Maxim. She's well above Maxim, at least until she's a middle aged still-hottie.
     
    #57 TJMax, Feb 4, 2013
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    Her underwear makes it look like her vagina has a mustache.
     
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    Did the drunk thread succumb to sperm wars? Really? C'mon. Sperm is good.



    C'mon. Isn't a good sperm war the ultimate "Super Bowl" anyway?
     
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