THE SUPERBOWL WDT

I am a vodka man for all of the wrong reasons - it gets me drunk cheaply, mixes with almost everything, and i don't have to stagger around reeking of bourbon fumes. My cheap stash is Svedka, Ketel when I want to pretend that the quality matters, and Titos when I actually want to drink a good vodka.

I also drink Gin, mostly Bombay. Tried this the other night, and while the name is cool, it tastes lousy, almost salty:

 

There is a local distiller here that makes a gin that is aged in bourbon barrels. I drink it on the rocks, and find it to be delicious. If you are ever in Columbus make sure to sample some. Watershed makes it. Most of the nicer bars will have a bottle.

 

Titos is a very good vodka and is really picking up in popularity in the last few years, it is a big seller in Scottsdale since there is a huge gluten free crowd.

It is very smooth and does not have that gritty gasoline aftertaste like Stoli has, if you are a vodka rocks person it would be in the same class as goose or belvedere in my opinion but it is priced the same as stoli so it is a good value.

 

No, Grappa is the worst thing Italy did. Sambuca in coffee is excellent.

 

Watershed makes a whole line of spirits, not just gin. Their vodka is actually pretty good too. With just a splash of soda and a twist of lime has become my go-to drink whenever I'm out in Columbus.

 

Facebook is ten years old today, celebrating a decade of annoying, pretenious status quotes nobody gives a shit about.

 

Where else would I get all of my weather reports if we didn't have facebook?

For example, I just got this in my newsfeed:




I live in Southeast PA. Please pray for me. I might be snowed in for a whole day. Maybe two. I hope I make it. As long as I have milk, I should be okay.

Seriously, I think we got 3 feet back in 1995. What's this 80 years crap?

 

I'm going to start a drinking game: a shot every time someone asks how the roads are, a drink every time someone says to take it slow, and finish your drink every time someone says to call in to work.

 

It's like I said: Facebook is necessary for the fact you can look up your old flames to see if they let themselves go (and laugh) or if they didn't , find their vacation photos (and jerk off).

I haven't gone on Facebook since I think summer of 2012. It belongs in the graveyard with MySpace and Geocities.

 

IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT BEST BLAH BLAH BLAH *toe-triggers shotgun*

 

My work just updated the POS computer system that we use, so now instead of an early 80's amber screen DOS-style system, we're on a JAVA-based Geocities chat room-style piece of shit.

And half my co-workers don't know what Geocities is, and I feel old.

 

I had no idea Delmarva was actually a thing.

And the only thing worse than shitty Facebook statuses is people who feel the need to constantly complain about them. You can block or unfollow anyone's updates you don't feel like seeing. Or do what the rest of us do, see them and mock them mercilessly.

 

I'll probably stay home tomorrow because they're anticipating 20cm and fuck that noise. The last time it snowed that much, it took me over 2 hours to get to work only to find out that the power was out here.

However, I recently procured a sodastream, so I will spend tomorrow being a scientist and carbonating things in my fridge. Experiment 1: Carbonated vodka. Experiment 2: Carbonated maple syrup. Experiment 3: Carbonated gravy.

 

And a double shot every time some stupid fuck says something like, "It's so cold out, 'global warming' my ass, hurr durr!"

 

I'm currently on a snow day. We've gotten about ...maybe 6-7 inches. And I feel like a fucking caged animal. Why is it that on the weekends when I have shit to do I make every excuse to not leave the house all day but now that I can't I have some burning desire for eggs for dinner simply because I don't have any.

 

Wait, so I really SHOULD go buy eggs?

There's no other way to get my protein?

Edit: Because I noticed on facebook there's this new thing that people can do. It's something about this is my Facebook movie. I just played one for the first time and it's basically stalking someone for what they've done since they joined Facebook. It says when they joined, most liked picture, most liked statuses, etc. I think it's kind of creepy actually.

 

I know that feeling. Its like, I always want Chick-fil-A on Sunday. And I can't do it. So I have to wait until Monday.

 

My dad's driving home from Olathe right now. If I were him I'd get a hotel since he's going to have to drive back up for work tomorrow anyway. It's normally an hour and 45 minute drive, I'm curious how long it will take him tonight.