He either: A. Made it look like he was putting vanilla in some person's coffee B. Asked that person if they were drunk after the person accused them of putting vanilla in the coffee.
Lovely Scenery of Australia One of the highlights: Is that for real? Note to self: Never, ever, go to Australia.
I actually allow a large number of spiders to live around my house. They catch and eat the things I really don't like. We have achieved some sort of symbiosis, and everyone wins. Until I take acid and realize I'm basically living in a giant spider web. That was a seriously creepy night.
Australia is pretty bad. You should come to Florida instead. Why, you could take a tour of the everglades: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/18-foot-burmese-python-found-florida-everglades-article-1.1603146" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1603146</a> I can't wait for nature to produce a snake that spits giant spiders. Which leaves us the question: Would you rather be locked in a dark closet with big ass hairy spiders or a python?
I'll take massive snakes that over giant spiders any day. Its not even close. I'd rather be stuck in a closet with Allison Brie. But if I have to pick either the snake or spider, I'd pick the snake, its easier to deal with.
I don't mind snakes, so snake in a closet. Sounds dirty. And are they big-ass hairy spiders, or big ass-hairy spiders? That might change my answer.
Oh, you aint seen NOTHING yet. How about the thing that literally eats what you fear? Let's take a walk to New Mexico: She's the Tarantula Hawk. Next to the Bullet Ant it has the most painful sting on the planet. They're real small too:
On another note, I'm starting to wonder if I'm turning into a film snob. I've pretty much turned my nose up at American filmmaking and assume any mainstream Hollywood movie is going to be nothing but a lowest common denominator schlockfest with nothing but tired cliches and stereotypes. Yet, I've discovered that I'm enjoying foreign flims; seems like theres more emphasis on characterization and plot development.
HE ATE AN ALLIGATOR. Would have gotten away with it too if he wasn't such a glutton. I'd still take my chances with a python over a shitload of huntsman spiders. Fuck those mother fuckers. They jump like 6 feet to capture eagles flying by. While we are on the subject of nightmare juice, here is a Cymothoa Exigua, which eats a fish's tongue, plants itself where the organ used to be, then steals all the food the fish tries to eat. Imagine that eating your tongue, then living in your face. Say CHEEEEEEESE:
It is because you are exposed to every movie here. With foreign movies you only get the best of them. Trust me, there is a Tyler Perry and Michael Bay in France too.
Hollywood movies are designed to make money. And that will always triumph over quality. Look up the top selling movies of all time, every one of them is a CGI-riddled action film. And I think Titanic is the only one that hasn't come out in the last ten years. Rashomon is hands down the best foreign film I've ever seen. It was Kurosawa's first and best, endlessly influential. But try Ingmar Bergman's movies, they are haunting as fuck. These ones in particular: Fanny & Alexander Hour of the Wolf Wild Strawberries The Seventh Seal Cries & Whispers Scenes from a Marriage Saraband (Sequel to Scenes from a Marriage)
This makes a lot of sense. I think the other thing is that American movie marketing really, really, annoys me.
If you want a foreign movie the kicks Hollywood's ass, check out the Norwegian movie Headhunters. It is mind-blowing suspense and action but completely out of the Hollywood norm. Zero audience pandering whatsoever.
I love this state. This happened about 20 minutes from here. Yet another guy loses his mind and tries to eat someone's face. Hey Canadians, is Rob Ford accounted for? He didn't take a vacation did he?
I know I rip on Florida, mostly because its easy. But when I lived there I didn't really mind it. I played with a fun beer league team, and had a decent time in Tampa. If it wasn't for my brothers brain tumor I probably would have stayed there for at least another two years. The thing I really disliked about the city was how long it took to get to the beach, and the lack of public access to the beaches. It seems like all the good spots are private. The humidity in the summer can't be exaggerated though, and the culture of Florida is hard to define. That said, Michigan's west coast does have better beaches. They are wider, the sand is better, and in the summer the water doesn't feel like bath water. For example, there's Sleeping Bear Dunes which is great for anywhere Spoiler