I tried to make it bigger, but instead it got a lot smaller. Kind of funny how that works. I guess if you try too hard sometimes thing don't work out the way you expect them to.
Jesus, I'm sorry I tried to shut down the whole Starbucks thing. I would be happy to help pile up on toddamus if it means not having to deal with spiders and snakes and rapey 13 year olds.
Fucking awesome movie. For Game of Thrones' fans, you'll recognize Jaime Lannister. In other news, I managed to annoy my wife because I am boycotting the Olympics. She wants to watch. I said that was fine, just not around me.
Odd question: My girl is picking me up at the airport next Wednesday and has mentioned the possibility of fucking in the car before we leave the parking lot. Anyone have any experience with this? Been caught having sex in a car? What would be the ramifications, do you think?
Based on past experience, if you're going to have sex in a car, make sure she's not terribly stupid. If it turns out you get caught, and she's too dumb to understand the question 'Is this a consensual encounter?' and just guesses for a correct answer... Shit can get real awkward, real fast.
Isn't this the girl that you have only had a long distance, Facebook relationship with? This will be your first sexual encounter? It may sound kinky and wonderful in theory - but first sexual encounters are tentative at best, why not make it special instead of the back seat of a car? That is if you want this to turn into a real relationship...
Define "special". You mean candles and rose pedals and silk sheets and shit? Practically anybody's first knocking-boots session with somebody usually involves a kitchen counter or rug burn or hitting your head against the dumpster while thrusting. Get drunk with her and let nature take its course, just like I did with my wife. That's how real life works for pretty much all of us. If you try to make it "special" the first time every other time will seem less romantic. Just like why you don't do ecstasy before sex.
We're both in our early 30s and don't have any illusions about "special" sex. The only thing that will be special or out of the ordinary is that we both seem to be on the same page in what we like to do in the bedroom, and it will be the first time I get laid on my birthday.
I think he means special as in normal. Like, get some lunch, get to a bed, then fuck. Getting sort of kinky 45 seconds after you meet for the first time might change the nature of the relationship in ways you guys don't want.
I wasn't referring to rose pedals and silk sheets at all - and I have and do enjoy a spontaneous romp when the timing is right. Buy these two have had a LDR and I'm guessing a spank fest or more on Skype or Facetime. Why not set the mood with a nice dinner and then let nature take it's course - as opposed to banging like rabbits in an airport parking lot?
Because sometimes banging like rabbits in an airport parking lot is nature taking its course? I was in a long distance relationship for 2 1/2 years and believe me as soon as you see each other, it's a race to get naked (well, at least for us). To each their own.
Mrs. Noland I kept up a long distance thing for about 2 years and I agree with this. We'd see each other once every two weeks and then try and cram two weeks worth of sex into a weekend. Which was fun. Make sure you have some cranberry juice on hand.
Also, I'm in Kandahar for this week and a half before going home, in a six man room. It will have been about two weeks since I've jacked off when I see her. Car sex won't take long...
Yes. Yes. The cop told us to move along. The car is not the bedroom, unless she's picking you up in an RV*. I'm going to agree with Jeremiah Calabash Sixty Two, and say that if it's your first time with her, go somewhere else. Their are cameras everywhere at airport parking lots, and generally people milling around, which may be part of the excitement. But, if you do get caught, do you really want to get interrupted your first time? And, if that's the thrill, forget the parking lot, just do it in the Delta Crown Room. *That's an awesome idea. Get her to rent a small camper truck to pick you up. Then, boom.
What does she drive? Impala, Buick, SUV? Give'er. Smart Car or Fiat? Wait until you get to a proper bed (or settle for a road beej). You're in your 30s now. You have to consider the repercussions on your joints.
Absolutely, but I think for a first time (as an adult) a bed is in order at least. For all you know you're cramped in a car and you pull a move she really doesn't like which causes her to bang her head against the car ceiling. You're still learning about each other, especially physically. IMO, wait for a bed.