Okay, Children - and I'm certain that I can say that all of you. Let's settle down and decide where our friend should bang his tenth grade girlfriend.
Or we'll be finding out just how lucky you feel, Oh wait, have we moved on? I meant, "In the butt". Shit, already done? Fuck it.
In the butt, In the car... Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Would you could you in a car? Eat them eat them, here they are. A train, A train, Could you, would you on a train? Where ever you decide to do it, I hope it works out well for you...
I once had sex with my girlfriend of the time in a car. After all was said and done we discovered that the side of her knee had been rubbed utterly raw against the center console. Like, just, skin was gone and it hurt like hell. The poor thing. So, be careful, it's easy not to notice a ridiculous injury whole you're mid-coitus.
Wait until you get into a bed. Don't ruin a good thing by fucking in a car the first time you have sex. Car sex is great, but not on the first time. Also, in an airport is not worth the risk.
To be fair, the first time I had sex with my husband was in a car. In a parking lot. Of a bar. A decade later, we're still together, so take from that what you will.
This must be how you doctor the reports at work to get stuff passed. Here, let me try. Fish Angel has killed. In this case, with an n of 1, 100% death rate.