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THE SUPERBOWL WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2014.

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  1. downndirty

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.avclub.com/article/amc-officially-developing-preacher-as-a-tv-series-107573" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.avclub.com/article/amc-offic ... ies-107573</a>

    Fucking thank Christ.

    I have the dorkiest insomnia ever. I was awake at 1 a.m. questioning whether a T-rex used it's baby arms to actually carry it's young instead of guarding a nest. I even drew a diagram, but it looked like dinosaur midget porn.
     
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    I really shouldn't look at lab rescue sites while drinking. I have the time for a dog, but dammit I just don't have the cash for one. For me, there's nothing better in the world than a loyal lab.
     
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  3. iczorro

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    I otter clarify:


    We may or may not fuck in the airport parking lot when she picks me up. Probably not. I would like to do it right for the first time. But we will definitely be doing it when she drops me off. Any tips, other than getting there early and parking in a remote spot in the lot?
     

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  4. happyfunball

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    Make sure you put on a good show for the cameras.

    Also, don't do it in a Trans Am, or Camaro. Firebird? Dammit! Now I'm really trying to remember. Oh yeah, and wear that awesome hat. It'll make it easy to pick you out when it eventually shows up on a porn site.
     
    #424 happyfunball, Feb 7, 2014
  5. iczorro

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    Ford escape
     
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  6. iczorro

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    Alright folks, the long awaited Dixie Bandit letter from jail, as follows (verbatim):

    So if anyone feels like writing him, the address is:

    Ken Pinkston - 1884734
    Garza East
    4304 Hwy. 202
    Beeville, TX 78102

    I sent him the first five books of The Dresden Files
     
    #426 iczorro, Feb 7, 2014
  7. Noland

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    We have to put together a package for Dixie. Like when a kindergartner is sick and the whole class draws pictures and sends notes? Just like that. Except with filth, ridicule, and boozy stories.
     
    #427 Noland, Feb 7, 2014
  8. Angel_1756

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    Maybe I'll send him a photo of my labia...
     
    #428 Angel_1756, Feb 7, 2014
  9. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    We need to do a 'Write Dixie a Letter' thread. Then have someone print it out and send it to him.

    No, I'm not volunteering to send it. I don't like buying stamps.
     
    #429 The Village Idiot, Feb 7, 2014
  10. bewildered

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    I have stamps but then he'd have my return address. I like the idea though. Thread time!
     
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  11. CharlesJohnson

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    His name is Ken? From now on I am calling him nothing but Kenneth. 10 fake dollars say his name is something like Kenneth Jacobs Lee III.

    And yes, he should be taking it worse than he is.

    Ask him if he or anyone else saves the instant mash potatoes to use later as a makeshift vagina.
     
    #431 CharlesJohnson, Feb 7, 2014
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, since the Escape (I always say it like Dori in Finding Nemo, "Ess Cop Eh") has tinted rear windows and the back seats fold down, lock the doors and go crazy. Oh, also, put a sign on the dash that reads: If the car is a rockin', don't come knockin'
     
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    I'll raise you 100 fake dollars that his last name isn't Lee, it's Pinkston.
     
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    I'm not saying he's an idiot who has no privacy settings on his facebook. Well I guess I am. Interesting place.
     
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  15. iczorro

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    Hmmmm. I maybe should have been more circumspect with his real name, I guess.
     
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    I was surprised. I was under the impression you were just a number in there anyway.
     
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    Just about what you'd expect. There are a bunch of trashy hot latina chicks he has as friends.
     
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    Being in jail sucks but at the same time it's hard for me to feel too badly for him. He's made a lot of choices over and over again and seems to believe the law shouldn't apply to him.

    Maybe this time it'll stick?
     
    #438 shimmered, Feb 7, 2014
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    GOSH DARN THE POLICE!
     
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  20. Crown Royal

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    I don't know what's stupider: Jay Leno saying goodbye AGAIN, or Jimmy Fallon taking over. They both suck. The last person I ever pictured hosting the Tonight Show would be the single most obnoxious cast member in SNL history. What do people see in this guy?
     
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