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THE SUPERBOWL WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    On myself? Not without a skipped waxing, a bottle of peroxide and a VERY steady hand.
     
    #461 Angel_1756, Feb 7, 2014
  2. happyfunball

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    Couple months ago.

    There's actually a funny story behind that, but it's also embarrassing, so I'm not sharing since you guys tease me about this already. I know, I hate when people post ambiguous statements and then don't share, but I don't care. Oh the horror!
     
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    Are there really women who do this?
     
    #463 kuhjäger, Feb 7, 2014
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    If you share, I will share something embarrassing as well.

    I'm drinking already. This is a safe place. You can show us on the doll what happened.

    Edit: I feel like not enough of you are drunk on a Friday afternoon at work. What up with that? YOU GOT SOFT.
     
    #464 CharlesJohnson, Feb 7, 2014
  5. bewildered

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    Ah, working on a Friday night. Working the times that are fun to be off means money. So, pretty much every weekend is blown. I get boozy on a Monday and call it good. Drink one for me, CJ. DRINK IT LONG AND HARD
     
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    How can I counsel patients alcohol and tobacco habits while I'm drunk?


    I'm going to send Dixie the 50 shades of grey trilogy. I think he'd like that
     
    #466 mya, Feb 7, 2014
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Why are you drunk at work?!?!
     
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    You've already called my husband a stick in the mud. Which is actually a pretty apt description. But he knows it and is pretty cool with me doing or saying stuff that shocks or embarrasses him to some degree. I don't know what you'll call him if I tell this story. You guys can be pretty creative.
     
    #468 happyfunball, Feb 7, 2014
  9. Clutch

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    Frost the tips!

    And I actually prefer Craig Ferguson to Conan or Fallon, though he gets a lot less support from CBS than the other guys get from their networks.
     
    #469 Clutch, Feb 7, 2014
  10. kuhjäger

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    So we have an answer. 150 bucks to post a pussy shot.

    Not bad coming from a chick who did a topless photo shoot for free I suppose.
     
    #470 kuhjäger, Feb 7, 2014
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    So are you raising money from the board to fund this?

    This is your wife. I guess the line is different for everyone.
     
    #471 xrayvision, Feb 7, 2014
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    No, was honestly just curious about her limits.
     
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  13. Crown Royal

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    Ferguson is a genuinely funny guy, mostly because he cut his teeth for years as an "angry comic". His opening gimmick was coming out on stage while the audience clapped for him and screaming "SHUT UP!!!!" As soon as he arrived at the mic.

    I too like him better than the others, but I like Conan's offbeat approach too.
     
    #473 Crown Royal, Feb 7, 2014
  14. Crown Royal

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    It looks like you can add "rampant homophobia" to Rob Ford's never-ending list of monstrously retarded fuck-ups.
     
    #474 Crown Royal, Feb 7, 2014
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    Doesn't matter to me. It makes my launch time news interesting, thou they didn't report it today, fucking Olympics.
     
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    FFS, lunch time*. Lets blame my shitty work keyboard for this typo.
     
    #476 wexton, Feb 7, 2014
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  18. Crown Royal

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    Zimmerman just wants to keep his fifteen minutes alive, huh? So, he wants to have a celebrity boxing match with DMX. And now, DMX speaks through me:

     
    #478 Crown Royal, Feb 7, 2014
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    Don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna buy this fight actually. I'm just hoping the now-crack head DMX "stands his ground" so to speak and nails the attentioning whoring fatass in the faux MMA face.

    I'll make themed snacks for the fight like "pigs in a hoodie" and "nacho fault nachos."
     
    #479 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 7, 2014
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    They should frisk Zimmerman before he gets in the ring. We all know what happens when a black person gets the upper hand on him.
     
    #480 Crown Royal, Feb 7, 2014
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