I'm confused. Doesn't everyone want to be like Tucker Max? And it's sad that the sets for those photo shoots look better than the actual accommodations of the athletes. And yes, I'm including the concrete wall backgrounds in that statement.
Before we close this thread, I have a question: Vibrating cockrings, are they effective? Do the ladies enjoy them? Are they cumbersome to the men that use them? I've had two friends bust them out for their girls and have gotten rave reviews. I don't think I've seen vibrating cock rings discussed on this board.
Because none of the super studs here need that. Our cocks vibrate on their own. Also, the median cock size is 12 inches and thick as a soup can. In fact, my cock says "Campbell's." Actually I'm interested too. I'm mulling over buying a buttplug start kit too. Anyone recommend a brand?
We got a couple of the disposable ones (use em a couple times and toss em) from Adam and Eve free with an order and the wife liked them. I'd say go for it. You could try something like that out to start with, I suppose.
Back in 2010 there were a bunch of curlers that posted nude/topless/in underwear/etc for a calendar. It was called Fire On Ice. My google fu isn't bad, but I couldn't find the pics other than the calendar cover.
You can barely get your husband to respond to requests for sex, but he puts on a vibrating cock ring? Wtf
Has she mentioned an open relationship deal with her husband or was she just openingly dreaming of cheating on him? Sorry I don't keep up with these things.
I think she just wanted him to put out a little more, and some kid was flirting with her or something just recently. I don't remember anything more than that, but god know I haven't read every post on here. I could have missed it.
Question: is the latest trend just inventing new shit to celebrate as a means of attention? A guy I work with just had to get "engagement photos" and next week his newly-minted fiancé is having an "engagement shower". You're getting married. It's not like its a big fucking deal. It's something literally any adult can do. Even a insanely repulsive warthog like Star Jones did.
Getting married IS a big fucking deal....to the people getting married. Maybe it is more of a sign that people are becoming more and more narcissistic, but I think most people are aware of that anyway.
Getting married is like a hobby, or vacation photos, or your favourite TV shows. The only ones that interest you are your OWN one(s). It didn't used to be some over-extravagant, megalomaniacal attention cavalcade. Considering 50% of these relationships will end with the couple wishing each other is dead, maybe the carved ice swan, doves, horse-drawn carriage, and yes; engagement photos might end up being a waste of money. A girl I know had all that and was just told by her husband he hasn't loved her for five years, and they have four-year-old twins. Twins HE wanted, and has ditched her with.
<a class="postlink" href="http://abstrusegoose.com/515" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://abstrusegoose.com/515</a> This comic is awesome. Ugh, The Girlfriend has 2 friend's weddings to attend, and they are both ridiculous. I did not win points by elucidating that it's an elaborate celebration of the loss of the woman's vaginal purity (that hasn't existed since 1998 anyway). The problem is they both have money to blow on this and they both are only children (one pharmacist and one fashion designer). I'm sitting with asshole clenched shut hoping I don't have to fly to Wisconsin or North Carolina this summer to attend either of these weddings. We had the ceremony discussion and I learned that I get to decide 1) when/how to propose, and then 2) when to fuck myself regarding wedding decisions outside of a few broad ideas like "church/outdoors" and "when can you take time off from work." We decided on a few marching orders, but if the ugly shadow of that day should ever darken my countenance, I know it'll be a tide of fuckery that will wash my good sense away. I want six people at my wedding, the last wedding her family had 500 attended and her grandmother believes she shouldn't be argued with. I would rather marry a dude than deal with all of that horseshit. To take this one step further, I can't wait for gay marriage on tv. I just imagine two regular dudes getting married and how hilarious it would be. "Cake? Naw, fuck that. Let's have steak made out of beer. Beer made from steak? Fuck it, can we just serve brontosaurus burgers to everyone attending?" The invitation would actually be a cocktail napkin. The vows would end in "yup." I can't wait.