So the Zimmerman/DMX fight got called off. That's a lot of money left on the table. I really wanted to see zimmerman get his ass kicked.
Think about how cosmically hilariously ironic it'd be if he had ended up winning? I believe the human race in America would melt like that Nazi in Indiana Jones.
They don't allow guns in boxing, so I have no doubt the little chickenshit would get the crap beat out of him.
And you go ahead and stand on your soapbox every single time that I do. Seriously, lighten the fuck up.
You could usher him into manhood. Ruin him for all other lovers. It starts off innocently. You invite him over to dig up an old flower bed. Extra cash; boys need extra cash in the summer. Midway through the work he takes off his shirt to reveal his chiseled pecs, his jeans are dusted with dirt, his forearms sweaty, and his powerful hands filthy from hard labor. You rush to give him a cold diet coke, which he rubs on the back of his neck. Because you remember that stupid commercial too. He drinks, some spills on his lips. You say, oh no, allow me, and brush it off with your thumb, then suck the cola off your skin while maintaining intense eye contact. You ask him inside to check the leaking bathroom faucet... For some reason your bed is covered in rose petals. A copy of 50 Shades of Grey on the nightstand. Nine months later you give birth to a black baby. Yeah, in my version this kid is a black guy. Fuckin' hot.
Have you seen DMX these days? Dude is just north of being one of those homeless guys that wears newspapers for diapers.
Yeah, I slid off my seat. Actually been considering writing erotica. I will call it "50 Shades of Fisting." About a young, red headed ingenue entering her first semester at a ballet academy. It will be a complete rip off of Suspiria, replacing all the scares with double fisting. Ian McKellan will do the audiobook.
Ever consider changing your name to Mrs. Robinson? Remember, you aren't robbing the cradle, you are just ruining him for the rest of his life. Also remember not to break out the whips and handcuffs, that may be too much for the poor fella.
Don't get fucking soft. You don't know love until you're shackled to electricfied bedsprings and teased with a rusted icehook while she wears a mask that used to be her dad's face. You never forget your first.
So what exactly tops stabbing a woman's still-beating heart on camera? Ripping it out of her chest and then shoving it ...y'know what? I'm not going any further Christ I have some problems. CJ poisons my mind. Just make sure Fabio is on the cover or NO SALE, homeslice. True Detective on. For any of you missing out on this it might just be the best hour of TV all week. So good.
I caught up on it last night. However, I was so goddamn drunk on jager bombs I barely remember any of it. My memories of the show look like warp speed in Star Wars. It really is the best show out right now. When it's over, it will probably be the best cop drama ever. McConaughey is knocking it out of the park. He always did fine in dramatic roles. He was pretty great in A Time To Kill; that flick was teetering on over the top melodrama. But who the fuck knew he could go all Daniel Day Lewis up in that bitch?
Thank god for DVR and On Demand because I have to rewatch shows all the time for this very reason. And it depends on the show. I can watch something like Justified while drunk and not have to rewatch it, because it's fairly easy to follow along. But something like True Detective, I need to rewatch when I'm not drinking.
Sometimes the advancement in tech and science just blows my mind, this looks badass, no word on price yet though.