Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

THE SUPERBOWL WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2014.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. JWags

    JWags
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    153
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,210
    Location:
    Chicago
    Ice Dancing is the stupidest of sports, but I approve of anything that features Elena Ilinyh.

    [​IMG]

    Holy shit, she's gorgeous. Between her and Rebecca Torr trying to get her Tinder creep on in the Olympic Village, I'm all sorts of smitten and its only day 2.
     
  2. Tim

    Tim
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    56
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    310
    Warp speed is Star Trek. Light speed is Star Wars. Looser.
     
  3. happyfunball

    happyfunball
    Expand Collapse
    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

    Reputation:
    46
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2009
    Messages:
    2,113
    Hmmm...I was torn between "Oh the irony" and "Looser than what?"

    [​IMG]

    Why am I so easily amused? Why??
     
  4. Clutch

    Clutch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    542
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,783
    I thought she said he was a swimmer...


    In other news, my cousin just posted a bunch of pictures of his guns on facebook with the caption "problem solvers" and changed his profile picture to him wearing a balaclava. This is the same kid that got a DUI by falling off of a bicycle. America!
     
  5. toddamus

    toddamus
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    396
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,312
    Location:
    Somewhere west of New York
    Hopefully he doesn't have kids, but seeing as how dumb people seem to reproduce more often my guess is he'll probably have a dozen, because condoms are expensive.
     
  6. Binary

    Binary
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    438
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    4,282
    Uh, right. Battery tech that's "30 times more compact and charges 1000 times faster than current batteries" yet the first place they're using this is in a niche diving mask - not, you know, making billions of dollars in the consumer electronics, or car markets, or implanted medical devices? Horse shit.
     
  7. Trakiel

    Trakiel
    Expand Collapse
    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

    Reputation:
    245
    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2009
    Messages:
    3,167
    Location:
    St. Paul, MN
    Don't know why you're surprised or suspicious at all. Don't you know that North Korea already landed a man on the sun? This is child's play.
     
  8. Flat_Rate

    Flat_Rate
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    132
    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2010
    Messages:
    2,494
    Yup, thats what I get for scanning an article
     
  9. Currer Bell

    Currer Bell
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    171
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,673

    I had this fantasy in my head that Zimmerman gets the upper hand and sits on DMX and starts pounding on him, then DMX pulls a very realistic-looking fake gun out of his pocket. I don't know that DMX would have done it, though, due to the likelihood he'd get coward piss all over him.
     
  10. Popped Cherries

    Popped Cherries
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    154
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    1,754
    Location:
    NY
    You may remember a few weeks back I mentioned that someone from work was going with his wife to a "sauna party" and I had my reservations that it was an excuse for a giant orgy and that things were going to turn ugly because of it.

    He came into work on Friday and was extremely pissy and said he was going to use vacation time for Sat & Sun.

    Found out through the work rumor mill, it was because his wife told him she didn't love him anymore and was leaving. He calls me on Sunday to let me know he's using more vacation time next weekend. He also told me his wife did leave, and things are over.

    Granted, I don't believe it was the probable orgy that ended things, but I couldn't help but chuckle at the fact I could see this unwinding in this exact manner and warned him that the innocent "sauna party" was going to end his marriage, which at the time he thought to be completely ludicrous.
     
  11. Angel_1756

    Angel_1756
    Expand Collapse
    The Big Four-Oh

    Reputation:
    380
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,909
    Location:
    The T-dot O-dot one-of-a-kind
    ... So the sauna party wasn't an orgy after all? I'm very disappointed.
     
  12. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    982
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,082
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    I'd like to know what kind of stupid idiot thinks that fucking in a sauna is a good idea to begin with. Not a regular Einstein, is he?

    You're either in an open relationship from the start, or you're not. If you try "experimenting" with open sex long after your connection is established it's going to go south in one way or the other.
     
  13. Popped Cherries

    Popped Cherries
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    154
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    1,754
    Location:
    NY
    No it turned out to be one, as I thought. I don't think it was a straight up Eyes Wide Shut style orgy, but it was definitely more than just having a party in a swanky spa.

    And no, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
     
  14. FreeCorps

    FreeCorps
    Expand Collapse
    #1 Internet Boo

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2010
    Messages:
    1,785
    Location:
    Boca Raton, FL
    Actually a lot of couples that I know that are in open relationships grew into it over time. Very few people (I personally only know one couple) met at a young age and had the open relationship or polyamory talk right from the start.
     
  15. toddamus

    toddamus
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    396
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,312
    Location:
    Somewhere west of New York
    Looks like Atlanta is due for a pretty severe ice storm, from what I heard they can expect 1/2in. Hopefully the city does better with this than the inch of snow they got a while back. Ice storms are nothing to laugh at for sure.
     
  16. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    982
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,082
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    It just seems to send the message "We need to try something else. I'm bored with you." You can't avoid heat score discussions like "Is he/she a better lay than me?" because every human to one degree or another is insecure with sex. Knowing that someone else is banging the one you love... Open relationships are fine by me but that's something that isn't my bag.
     
  17. FreeCorps

    FreeCorps
    Expand Collapse
    #1 Internet Boo

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2010
    Messages:
    1,785
    Location:
    Boca Raton, FL
    It's a long way from saying that everyone who experiments with it is going to have their relationship go south, to that it simply isn't your thing.
    And now for your weekly scheduled PSA. Be careful out there ladies!
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Misanthropic

    Misanthropic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    442
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,448

    These pictures now raise all sorts of unsettling questions:
     

    Attached Files:

  19. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570
    So, you're the one who opened Dumb Starbucks. Why are people waiting in line for an hour? If I need coffee, I need it faster than an hour, at a Dumb Starbucks or at dumb Starbucks.
     
  20. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,263
    My credit card has been shut off multiple times without verification for suspicious charges that were actually legit and now I've caught actual fraudulent charges that got past their filters. I see how maybe Matt Lloyd Publishing got through, but "Sumbody" didn't raise any alarms? Laaaame.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.