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THE SUPERBOWL WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 31, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    I think his wife was on to something:



    So come on guys, start squatting! Also, I'm really glad they added the dude's wiener so we'd know what they meant.

    I'm not saying this is the case, but reading the makes me think he married up. I picture the best man saying All right! and the bridesmaids going "him?".
     

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    But, why is peeing into a bidet?
     
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    It's the back splash. They're just showing you how you've been doing it wrong all these years.

    I have to explain everything to you kids, don't I?
     
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    Well, if they're going to diagram the back splash, doesn't there have to be a stream coming in? Like, isn't that one of Newton's Laws?

    On a completely unrelated note. Do you suppose this woman was stabbed with a bayonet during the photo shoot?

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    because she doesn't have that "scar" in this photo:

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    #644 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 11, 2014
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    This weather is really fucking up my travel plans for tomorrow (headed to NYC). Atlanta airport is basically closed, so we had to switch airlines, go through Dallas, and booked the earliest flight we could in hopes that if weather hit NYC it would only delay our day instead of completely annihilate it.

    I sense a lot of airport drinking in my future.
     
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    Or, OR, you can hop on iczorro's bandwagon and make some magic happen.

    Ooooh, Rush, you're so smart.

    Wait, I take that back (can't see the photos, duh)
     
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    Whoever convinced her to get those tits bolted on should be stabbed with a bayonet, I know that much.
     
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    It looks like somebody cut a grapefruit in half and then stretched skin over them.
     
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    Why is she wearing two pairs of underwear? Masking an odor? THAT'S GROSS! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I SAID THAT!
     
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    Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    To put it delicately he married a beached whale, a swollen white whale that enjoys getting banged by just about anyone.

    I don't get why he married her or what the real story is but I guess it works for them.
     
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    Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Now I want pictures.
     
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    Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Challenge accepted!
     
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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Did you crop his head out or did she eat it?
     
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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    So, he's a Marine?
     
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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Wrong service, sadly

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    Goddammit.
     
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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    If I were a certain other member of this board, I would hypothesize as to the racial orientation of the groom and/or best man.

    But I'm not, so I won't.
     
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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Or you could just say a large number black men enjoy fucking fat white women since we all have eyes and know that.

    Me, I was referencing the elusive Dependapotomus.
     
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    Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT

    Was the wedding at the Waffle House? Is that her in the background? Did you cut his head off to hide the Braves cap?

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