Re: Re: Re: THE SUPERBOWL WDT I.... I'm just... There is MORE than one person that actively wants to fuck her? I mean...
I know I don't get laid as much as some guys, but some guys will fuck anything. That woman is a god dam monster. I just don't get how anyone can find that attractive. I guess you know you've given up on life when... Someone better keep the pills and rope away from him, maybe take his shoe laces too. I think the worst person I've ever met, aside from my old neighbor, was a friend of my old neighbors (shocking right?) who did coke while she was pregnant.
Just imagine all the sexy stories you've ever heard - you may have even played along with them. Like that one time this guy was flirting with this girl at the bar and they hit it off and decide to mess around in the bathroom of the bar. They get interrupted and start walking back to his dorm room, and they just so happen to meet another single friend on the way back that's interested in the guy as well, and rather than an awkward moment they all go back to his room. The girls start coyly start playing with each other, then there's boobs and cooch everywhere. The guy watches for a while and then slides in on the action. Two girls at the same time, man. They go at it for 45 minutes until they're all tired from having the sex of their lives, and they pass out. And they're all 300 lbs and sweaty and hairy.
I kind of don't want to make fun of her just because she's fat. However, I will make fun of her for looking like John Candy in Nothing But Trouble. I have to ask the swingers, or anyone else, when your wife wants to fuck another guy,do you agree on an ugly dude? Because there's less likelihood of her leaving you? OR is it always some Joe Dirt looking guy that will stick his dick in any compost heap? I'm guessing the best man in that wedding night orgy looks like something form James Dickey's nightmares.
Presumably, if you and your wife are swinging in the first place, chances are there's enough confidence between the two of you to get past any of that shit. Most of the other guys that have tagged my wife while we were swinging have had bigger dicks than me, and some are better looking by far. There isn't a one size fits all policy for this kind of thing, but it's safe to say you need a certain confidence in yourself, and trust in your partner, to get past the initial anxiety of it all.
I am up at 6:00 AM, trying in vain to get a customer's package delivered correctly. Did you know that sometimes when FedEx says "Delivery Exception - recipient unavailable," they actually mean that the driver didn't feel like delivering the rest of the packages and just called it a day? Who knew?
I actually DID know that. Call FedEx corporate, they will get it moving again. I had this exact thing happen, and that is what it took to get it right.
Yep. Look online and you'll find lots of people who waited for packages and at the end of the day get the "recipient unavailable or business closed".
That's if MY connecting flight in Atlanta is still going. I fly out of Dubai in 3 hours or so (still scheduled) to ATL. The Delta tracker still shows my flight tomorrow morning as good to go, so fingers crossed.
I don't think they'll cancel your flight. I think if anything, they'll land you somewhere else and you catch another flight from there. Seems like they're much less likely to cancel large international flights than common domestic ones.
And another one goes down. A jury just convicted our previous mayor of 20 of 21 counts. That's a nice 250 year maximum if the judge really hammers him.
Link to the story: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/12/nagin-trial-katrina-convicted/5288257/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... d/5288257/</a> Fuck Nagin.