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The TIB guide to Men and Women

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by PIMPTRESS, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. Devils Advocate

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    I agree with this. Men are visual creatures. This is why men also ask for boobie pictures. Hence, the boobie thread.
     
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    I think cock pictures are a complete waste of time - no matter how pretty the cock is or who it belongs to.

    If it's not inside me, it's not doing me much good. End of.
     
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    Never done it myself, but it just sounds hilarious. If I ever did it it'd be for comedic value. "I sent that bitch a picture of my dick. Bitches love pictures of dicks." Who could resist?
     
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    If you can think of a better way to help Grandma wake up every morning now that the doctor told her she can't drink coffee any more because of her ulcer/irritable bowel syndrome, I'd like to hear it. 'Cause the way things are going now, Christmas is going to be one Hell of an awkward affair...
     
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    By you asking this question, I think you should ask yourself whether you would be attracted to a girl by just looking at a picture of her pussy. She could be a 500 pound, furry, bald, snaggle toothed, wildebeast, bust at the same time have a pretty pussy. Does that make her attractive?
     
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    It is, my single girlfriends always have a hilarious slideshow at the ready. They swear they don't ask for them, they just open some picture mail and lo and behold!! COCK!!
     
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    Maybe once you hold the flap of fat up that's covering it and scrape the cheese festering there...
     
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    True that. Brett Farve and Tony Weiner boggle my mind. When ever I hear girl talking about how hot a penis is, it is usually in conjunction with some sex act or how large one is (in the latter case it's fingers in the ear "lalallalalalalla I cant hear you lalalala"). Aesthetically speaking it's like the Seinfeld quote, "The woman's body is a work of art, the mans body is utilitarian, it's like jeep, it's all lumpy and hairy."
     
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    You just made me fucking gag. I've never had a female make me gag before. That is just dirty.
     
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    Interesting thought right there.
     
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    Squirter.
     
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    I figured you would like that.
     
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    Cmon now. Your personal hygiene techniques are your business, but some of us are trying to eat lunch...
     
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    Spread that shit on a Ritz cracker and it's better than Cheez Whiz.
     
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    the fuck you say.
    Working in the OR, I saw my fair share of fat pussy. It was UGLY. I've never, not once, seen a fat woman with an attractive vaginal area.
    A) Most women like you mentioned don't practice personal hygiene, so we're looking at a mound of hair and grossness.
    B) Fat women have fat pubic areas.
    Ugh.
    I'm going to go drink those memories away.
     
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    A friend of mine worked in the ER. She had some... colorful stories, but one of them involved a giant woman with something she had been using as a sex toy lodged between her legs. She said, and I quote, "during the search, it took two of us to hold back her miles of labia."
     
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    I was saying hypothetically.... As in, can you be attracted to someone just because of what their dick/pussy looks like? All I did was spin it around. He mentioned dick, so I brought up pussy.
     
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    This used to be a great, non-horribly gross, thread. I miss those halcyon days.
     
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    Well that got fucking gross in a hurry.

    I've never seen an unattractive vagina in real life, including personal pics sent to me, but I'm gonna assume that gross fat girls have gross fat vaginas, as PIMPTRESS so eloquently described. I have, however, seen particularly beautiful vaginas, one in particular. Not sure how I could even describe it, but she thought it was funny/cute how I just had to stare for a couple minutes before diving in. My god that was glorious.

    To me, dick pics are even funnier than dicks alone already are, and that's a pretty high level of hilarity. I can honestly say that I never have and, outside of receiving large amounts of money, I never will. Just thinking about pointing a camera at my crotch cracks me up. I imagine putting a tiny top hat on it and giving it a cane, maybe moving it around and singing a show tune like that dancing frog on WB.

    Hello my baby, hello my darling...

    Only it's, you know, a dick!
     
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    I've never looked at a dick - and only a dick - and thought "Man. Yup. I'm going to suck that." based on the merits of the penis alone.
    The person the penis is attached to must intrigue me. Otherwise it's just...not...pretty.