The TIB guide to Men and Women

My friend used to send a particularly hilarious dick pic to girls that he made on some iPhone app. It was a fake Time Magazine cover with his dick framed in it, wearing a sombrero/poncho/aviators/mustache. I cried I laughed so hard when I saw it.

He says it perfectly encapsulates what he brings to the table. A sense of humor and a dick. I don't really have an opinion on it, besides laughter.

This is the same guy that will excuse himself to the bathroom right before hooking up with a girl to tug his dick for a second or two so when she sees it for the first time she'll be more impressed. Once again, nothing but laughter on my end.

 

I have a pic, of my junk, that I send to my wife every now and then... just for shock value. I just have to wait long enough, between sending it, for her to be shocked by it.

I still haven't talked her into sending me boobie pics though.

 

No shocker that I'm in the "most men" column. I was in a lengthy relationship with a girl whose south of the border lips were quite large and I just never got use to it. It didn't impede sex at all, but if we were taking a shower together, it would definitely catch my eye.

 

I sent a picture of my dick once, but it was requested. I was doing some long distance dating with this girl I went to high school with who I'd reconnected with at the 10 year reunion. We knew we wanted to hook up eventually, but it was going to be at least two months before we could actually see each other. She was very... stimulated by imagination. Loved dirty talk, etc (as an aside, I realized with her that I'm pretty good at phone sex). Anyway, at one point she sent me a naked mirror shot, and asked me to "show [her] what that did to [my] cock".

You know how hard it is to find the perfect angle on a dick picture? You ever typed a sentence as ridiculous as the one I just did?

But I've never sent an unsolicited wang shot. Not real big on the surprise cell-donging.

 

Re: Dick pics.

I don't really apply to the "Women aren't as visual" rule of thumb. While I don't understand how you guys can use, like, a Facebook picture or even a swimsuit picture to masturbate to, I can totally get turned on by a dick pic as long as it's well done. My imagination can fill in the blanks. Sure, there are some weird looking dicks out there, but I am a rare (I think) case where I think they're generally hot on their own. If it's a guy I'm banging regularly, I'd even appreciate an unsolicited one. But it sounds like some of you TiBettes just get randomly sent dick pics...and I find that weird.

Related question: How can you use, like, a Facebook picture or even a swimsuit picture to masturbate to?

 

I might be (read: am) fucking weird, but I actually can't masturbate to a random picture like that. It just doesn't work for me. My most vivid turn-ons are generated in my own head, and most of the time I don't even think about what the person looks like. I'd actually like some input from the other TiBers on this, because it's always puzzled me as well. Shit, I can't even jack off to a titty pic.

 

I think this is a generational/societal class thing.

Guys who grew up pullin' their pud to the bra section in a JC Penny catalog because their wasn't any internet? I can see how they would be able to do it. Or if there wasn't any material to be had, I guess they had to have really vivid imaginations, ie: it's the not the actual picture that's getting them off, it's just inspiration?

I guess if you took that logic to an extreme, guys who grew up poor/without internet access can jerk of to Facebook pictures of girls in ankle length denim skirts while guys who had a computer in their room need everything short of a real vagina to accomplish their masturbatory mission.

 

Hooker, that sounds like a challenge to me.

 

How is us jacking off to a picture any different than you using your imagination with a dick pic? Men are visually stimulated. We imagine ourselves fucking the subject. Porn, pictures, the movies Sucker Punch and Showgirls, and on occasion our 22 year old neighbor washing her Explorer in a barely there blue bikini carelessly splashing soapy water around *cough*. Sometimes, we don't even need the original picture. Just a faint memory of what it may have looked like and our imagination does the rest. A guy can be sitting at his desk and remember half a boob he saw when he was 14 and have fond memories. Granted, that will lead us to looking up DP porn at home, in the shadows, with the doors locked, but the catalyst was still true.

Most of the dudes on here have no idea what you look like but they've imagined you naked at least twice. And your avatar about 76 times.

 

I am quoting someone on the TMMB who had this as his signature for some time (sorry, anonymous person, I don't remember who you were/are), but he said:

Expecting me to get off while looking at a still image is basically like expecting me to build my own log cabin. Sure, I know people did it in the past, but in this day and age I wouldn't even know where to start.

I agree. The idea of using a FB pic is bizarre to me. However, this was when I was getting laid regularly. Give me a couple more weeks and it's possible I'll barely need a stiff breeze, let alone a picture.

 

Am I the only one who's admitting to sending dick pics on the regular?

I never send an unsolicited dick pic, but if I'm in the middle of a picture exchange, and it's escalating, chances are there's gonna be at least a bulge sent here or there. I only send pictures to people from whom I receive pictures, which is nice insurance against the pictures getting out too easily.

As for why I do it...I dunno. Often it's as proof positive of how turned on I am. Sometimes it's a reminder of things that have happened. Or a hint of things to come.

So to speak.

 

Send 'em? Hell my dick looks best in a natural late afternoon lighting, (no ugly flash glare) 3x magnification, taken from a slightly tilted angle. And as for solicitation, if a woman asks me what I'm doing...well a picture's worth a thousand words.

 

NEVER unrequested, but I do it enough that several women have some photos of me. I've also got a ton of them so fair is fair.

Whatever I don't care, I do it because the women ask for it and like it.

 

I can't remember the last time I used a Facebook pic for inspiration, and I don't think I've ever used a pic alone to completion, but they've definitely been part of the mix. Pretty sure it's mostly been girls who have sent me naked pics and I want to see there faces, or girls I've been with who I don't have naked pics of, with maybe one or two junior high/high school crushes thrown in along the way, but just the pics don't get me off.

Why is it so surprising though? I think I'm like most guys in that my fantasies involve girls I've been with way more than celebrities or porn stars. Is it that weird that I'd like accurate visuals to enhance the experience?

 

It's part of the fantasy. Some guys can mentally Photoshop a face to a naked body they've seen and imagine they're fucking it. I don't bother with my imagination and let a half-Japanese minx let herself get filmed with a guy balls deep in her.

Question for the ladies.

Can you please explain to me how, in general, your emotions dictate your thought process? I'm going to paraphrase Christopher Titus when he said that a man will think from Point A to Point B. A woman will think from Point A to Point C, the color blue, a randomly generated number, and finally end itself on Neptune.

 

Stay in certain parts of the Middle East long enough and you'll start getting turned on by girls with bare ankles - hell, even the way women walk. The brain is the most powerful sexual organ.