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The TIB guide to Men and Women

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by PIMPTRESS, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. shimmered

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    Anal has its moments, and if done properly is a nice change. But The Guy has a very girthy manhood, so it hurts.
    As for PMS - the hangover explanation was pretty spot on. I've noticed that PMS has gotten worse as I've gotten older. And that sucks.
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Just don't be around. Seriously, you are not going to please her one way or the other, so your best bet is just to be incognito for those 5 days. You'll take shit for it later, but you're going to anyway, one way or the other. Better to take shit from a chick who is somewhat rational than a hormone raging chick who thinks you are to blame for everything from sliced bread through her genitals bleeding. I'm 38, and I learned this lesson too late. Seriously, just get lost for a few days because 'you're busy.' You'll be better off.
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    I feel the same way.
    When we were first going out, I pleaded with my ex-wife for months to let me take her black cherry. Finally she acquiesed one night when she was drunk, and while it wasn't bad by any means, I was satisfied and wasn't interested in pursuing the issue further. Much to my surprise, she would request it whenever she got drunk from that point on. I went along with it for her, but since we divorced, I've never plowed another woman's butt, even though other women that I have dated since have brought it up; they didn't outright request it, but I know they were interested, and I just cut them off saying I wasn't interested. In my opinion, pussy is best.
    Mainly, I don't like the possibility of getting shit on my dick.
    EDIT: My ex could cum from anal penetration.
     
  4. AlmostGaunt

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    I used to be one of those guys. In my first relationship, I was an absolute raging dick about it - repeatedly begging, and even worse, getting upset when it didn't work. I was a royal prick when I was 17, and it's one of the very few things I regret to this day. I think it was the taboo nature of the act, as well as the implied intimacy, that made it attractive to me. Anyway, after that relationship ended, I dated a girl who was very, very into it, and preferred it rough and without lube. (Perhaps unsurprisingly, she was my first introduction into D/S play). It was enjoyable, but I sort of got it largely out of my system.

    Then, next relationship. Spoilered for unpleasantness.
    We were high as fuck and had been fucking for about 2 hours. She wants to switch it up so we do, and it went awry. Fortunately I was older, wiser, and less of a total dick this time around, but quick as I was with the towel and the washcloth, the smell (and my instant flaccidity) tipped her off to what had happened. Have you ever had to comfort a woman who's just burst into tears because she thinks you will never again find her attractive after she has shit on your bed? I don't really recommend it. We cuddled for a while and everything was eventually fine, but the night was slightly less magical after that.

    Anyway, these days I wouldn't turn it down, but the prep work and aftercare versus the pleasure derived means that the juice isn't worth the squeeze, so to speak.
     
  5. Stealth

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  6. Dcc001

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    For the TiBettes, have you ever encountered a dude with a. Small penis, like a four incher? Do you just laugh at it? Or if you like him a lot will you just put up with it? Is it even possible for you to like it? We had a debate at work about this the other day (or a slam fest, one guy there has a small dick). Does girth count too? Like would a four in wang be ok if it was 2 inches thick (think Cambells soup can), or if it was four inches long by an inch thick is that too small. At the same time, would an eight inch by one inch wang be satisfactory?
     
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    So this "friend" has a small penis? How sad for "him".





    Jordan Paul has a tiny penis.
    it kind
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    likethis
     
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    Aside from a passing reference a while back Im surprised this thread made it this long with out this topic coming up. Doesn't really matter the first girl to claim to like only huge dicks will be taken by the guys as representing all women, no matter what any others say.
     
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    I figured I'd get torn apart for that out there. It goes with the dick pictures though. Would you guys rather see a picture of a huge disfigured, fore* skinned ugly dick or a 1:6 scale model of the most perfect dick in the world?





    * Spell check edit
     
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    I'm confused. Does "four skinned" mean you've been circumcised four times? No matter how big your wiener is, four circumcisions is way too much.
     
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  18. Chellie

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    The nerves that make sex good are all in the first couple inches of the vag. Girth is massively more important than length. Unless your woman has a vagina suitable for spelunking and your cock is bigger than your pinky, size is generally unimportant. One thing I have found with men who were short changed, is that stroke length is shorter and you don't have as much time to enjoy each thrust. I think that, more than the size of the unit itself, is what gives little dicks a bad rap. Fortunately, that is easily fixed by positions that let you get deeper, like doggy or girl on top.

    The best sex I've ever had in my life was not the fellow who was bigger than my toys (and really, they make those things to be monstrous), but with a dude who was maybe 5" and knew how to find the angles.
     
  19. audreymonroe

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    The general rule for penis size for me (and, I'm guessing, the majority of women) is that something below average matters in a bad way and something way above average matters in a bad way. 5-8 inches is the best for me. Anything below that just doesn't feel as good (and before you start making quips about my cavernous vagina, that is not the case - even my gynecologist has commented on how freaking tight I am) and, yeah, doesn't look as hot. Anything above that looks hot (up until the freakish point) but can start to hurt (see: really tight vagina). As everyone says in this conversation, girth is important. A friend of mine still freaks out over a "Long Thinny" she encountered years ago, but I still freak out over a ridiculously short but perfectly wide penis I saw. So if you're proportional and somewhere around average, you have nothing to worry about.
     
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    My rule is, was, and always will be: if I can't suck it, I can't fuck it.