To the men: If you're dating a woman who is also a mother...and they're not your children...be certain you want it before everyone gets in too deep. Spare her kids, her, and yourself a whole lot of heartache and walk away if there's any doubt in your mind about what you want.
Definitely depends on the dude. I've been with a guy that I liked a lot, and he had a small penis. Probably four inches was my guess. I never wanted to go down on him because I felt like my face would perpetually be mooshed up in his stomach, but the sex was pretty good. I think this had a lot to do with him trying hard, me enjoying his company, and him not being afraid to choke me. Too big is no fun. It's just like an exercise in how much you can pound the shit out of my cervix before I cry uncle. Too small without any other redeeming qualities is equally no fun. Extreme measurements on either side of the spectrum should know what they have and how to use them.
How come hand jobs get such a bum rap? Maybe she just wants to choke your chicken, instead of sucking a golf-ball through the garden hose!
I am cool with them but you have to realize how far ahead Blow Jobs are. For sure the fact that it is someone else adds an excitement element that even sitting on your hand until it goes numb just can't add. Besides that the physiological connection my hand has to my wiener plus the sheer amount of practice just can't be replicated by another person. The amount of control you have over your own body gives you the ability to maximize the pleasure. The feed back a girl gets doing it is far below the feedback your brain gets from your hand and wiener simultaneously. This is why girls fucking pull it in odd directions, have terrible rhythm, and should stick to sharpening their BJ skills. I mean I don't think there is enough space in the known galaxy to compare HJs to BJs though they are that different. BJs magic is on par with titty magic.
I think I associate hand jobs with laziness. I will give a handjob if I am feeling lazy, and don't feel like putting forth the effort for a blow job. For example: If I am extremely hungover, sick, etc.
A mouth is like a vagina with a tongue inside it. There's more motion going on, more sensation, more there to do more to you to make things feel good. Now, that said, I'll never turn down a handy, but you really can't compare the two. The results at the finish line are certainly similar, but the road there is the difference between driving the finest sports car on the Autobahn and driving a '98 Ford Taurus on a bumpy dirt path.
I have never given a handjob, at least not to completion. Even when I was a hormonal teen not having sex yet. (Which is kind of what I associate with both the desire for and giving of handjobs. That, and like Devil's Advocate said, laziness or not being all that into it.) I don't think they're fun, and I don't think I'm good at them. They're a bit awkward, too. Are you supposed to be kissing them? Staring at it? I just always imagine it exactly like that Louis CK bit. I just know that you're better than it than I am, and you have that same feeling all the time. I feel like I'm here to do greater things. If I start touching things down there, it's just as a notice that I'll soon be going in that direction with my mouth. I love getting head, and I'm good at it. It's just better for both of us. It is different for fingering though. You guys have a wider range of reach and angles, and it definitely feels way different than when I'm down there myself. Now that this thread has picked up again, I was thinking about this question the other day: For both TiBers and TiBettes, how often do you masturbate? I'm always curious, especially for guys who, the way they talk about it, sound like they're doing it twice a day. (I only do it once or twice a month, which I know is very low. Occasionally there will be a random week when I'm doing it a couple times a week, but that's usually the average.)
Having been single for more than a few years at this point, and with my last hookup being somewhat of a fading memory, i'd say at least once a day, sometimes up to five if I'm bored and don't have anything to do on an off day. I know. That's too much. I generally knock one out before showering in the morning, and sometimes before bed. It's when I'm having one of my (now rare) stay-in-the-apartment-and-catch-up-on-DVR days that I'll reach higher numbers. There are some hot broads on tv.
Once or twice a day, less if the girlfriend is over and we bump uglies. Every single morning when I wake up especially, and maybe before bed to take the edge off.
Two a day is about average (morning and night). If it's the weekend and I have nothing to do, the number goes up to 4-5. Just something to do.
What's up with that? It's not a security blanket. If she's got a handful of my penis, I'm gonna expect her to do something with it. You know how hard it is to fall asleep with an erection?
On average, once a day. If I'm really tired or stressed it's less often. If I had really hot sex with my boyfriend I'll do it about 5 times the next day because I can't get it out of my head and concentrate on anything.
Hey. Just sayin'. Hold the wiener or cup the balls. It's the same as you guys cupping a breast as you fall asleep...
The median is probably about 4 times a week. Less if I'm super busy and playing a lot of sports. Way more if I happen to particularly bored. I generally prefer hand jobs to blow jobs, fwiw.
I haven't been single in forever, but when the GF was living in Boston and I was here I was probably averaging twice a weekday (once when waking up, then another after work), and that's at 27 years old. When I was 20 I probably should have been a majority shareholder in Jergens, it was around 3-4 times a weekday and about 5 on a weekend day.
[quote="shimmered" Hey. Just sayin'. Hold the wiener or cup the balls. It's the same as you guys cupping a breast as you fall asleep...[/quote] I'm so trying this tonight.
Don't be shocked if you get surprise sexed, I don't know what Shimmerd's guy's deal is, but unless I am in a coma I will NEED sex after 30 seconds of a girl holding the shaft.