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The TIB guide to Men and Women

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by PIMPTRESS, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. xrayvision

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    Bullshit its like grabbing a boob. That would be equivalent to us having a hand on or around your vagina. Try sleeping while being penetrated.

    I could never fall asleep with a girl holding onto my dick. Depending on the girl, I would be too turned on or deathly afraid. Who knows what she could dream about. Maybe she would grab too hard or have a violent dream and my penis becomes the victim. No thanks. I will wait till sexy time for dick holding.
     
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    Here's the problem: as the number increases, the refractory period increases, and your desire decreaes. Once you hit four or so, it just seems like work.

    I've done eight. But it was mostly for the sake of science, as I just wanted to see how many I could do. By the end it was almost unpleasant.


    I'm both pro-hand-on-boob and pro-hand-on-junk. If I'm sleeping with the girl, odds are we just had sex. So it lessened the arousal factor. It's just...oddly comforting. Hell, I often sleep with my own hand on my balls.
     
  3. dubyu tee eff

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    If I'm not getting regular sex, generally 4-5 times a week (take a day or two off so I don't feel as big of a failure). I tried to see how many I could crank out in one day but after #3 I just didn't want to anymore. It was my arm more than my dick that couldn't take anymore.
     
  4. shimmered

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    If I'm dating you, I'm going to hold your dick while I'm falling asleep. I don't know why you would think this is negotiable.
     
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    I don't know why anyone would have a problem with that. Hell, I spend a good amount of time trying to trick my girl into touching my dick. Her doing it because she just likes it would be a win in my book. But that's me.

    New question: For the ladies on birth control (the pill), how much does it affect your libido?
     
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    I've found that wome like having a hand on or around their nether parts while falling asleep, for the same reason that the ladies have already mentioned for cupping-while-spooning.

    We're both dozing off, hands appropriately place - one of us twitches or moves around a little bit...which brushes a body against the other persons hand. At that point the unconscious arousal response takes over, waking one of us up. In no time, the other person is woken up in the Best Way Ever (TM), and the next round begins.

    Motion seconded, motion passes. Ladies?
     
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    I've never found the pill to impact my libido at all. Anti-depressants on the other hand, are a crap shoot. They'll either massively increase it or nuke it completely.
     
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    I've heard of women doing this before and read that it's likely a dominance/ownership thing. Nobody else is allowed to have this dick and you're being possessive of it - it's a subconscious way of showing your ownership while you sleep.
     
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    The pill doesn't affect mine. Of course it affects each person differently low. It made my sister's crash.
     
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    It's a shame more first dates can't go down like this.

    Woman: If this gets serious, my hands will go on your dick!
    Man: Ugh. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
     
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    New question: For the ladies on birth control (the pill), how much does it affect your libido?

    The kind I'm on right now actually raised it. I think it makes me a little calmer. This is the first that's made me feel those ways. It's the lowest dosage of estrogen possible and I love it.

    By the way, I tried the hand on dick thing last night. I don't think I could keep it there all night. It lead to sex, surprisingly.
     
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    You've never dated a guy who sleeps on his stomach? I would say about 90% of the time I fall asleep on my stomach, and the other times I'm on my side with a pillow underneath the top leg. My penis is completely covered.
     
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    A couple, but generally, they fall asleep on their back and then roll over to their stomach. I don't care what happens AFTER I'm asleep. You can sleep upside down for all I care, but until I'm asleep I want my hand on your wiener.
     
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    Ever scratched your face in the middle of the night and woke up because your hand smelled like a ballsack?

    Yeah, me neither.
     
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    To go along with this, do you notice that the pill changes anything about what you're attracted to? Different body type, different personality, different race, etc?
     
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    I actually read that it does change the type of features women are attracted to. It was in a Time article called the Science of Love/Romance or something. On my phone so I can look it up.
     
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    At least one week out of the month, my guess is this guy:
     

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    That's the damn truth. My wife was on zoloft, for a while, and not too much changed libido wise. Her doctor, a few months later, changed her to something else and now... it's like being married to a nun.
     
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    Yup. From a guy's perspective, if the wiener is grabbed laying in bed, literally the only thing signified is: time for sex. If you are grabbing my genitals in bed, I am one hundred percent of the time going to try to put those genitals into you. It's just how guys work.
     
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    I guess I'm the only person here who prefers sleeping by myself and not next to someone else? I tend to kick/punch things in my sleep so it really isn't safe for you to be there, so you can derive that I have no interest in a woman putting her hands anywhere near me at all when I am trying to sleep because I will wake up and then most likely be completely grumpy the next morning - I'm grumpy enough already, thanks, I don't need any help.

    As for masturbating, once a day maybe and only before I go to bed, so I can try to sleep. I'm a pretty lousy sleeper and 50% of the time, this helps me to sleep. 50% of the time is better than 0% of the time, right?