Honey, you have perfectly good toys attached to your wrists. No batteries required. Regarding personal grooming... I have highly sensitive redhead skin and I like to go bare. Waxing is out, since I just can't wrap my brain around allowing a stranger to rip the hair off my cookie and I've tried to do it myself, which was a clusterfuck of grand proportions, Strangely enough, what works perfectly for me is shaving in the tub, using no product at all. Since I started doing this 4 years ago, I've had no ingrowns or rashes at all. Just make sure your razor is sharp.
Here's my pretend boyfriend, ever since I was 7 and "Good Vibrations" was a favorite of mine. Marky Mark, giving sweet sensations since 1991.
I want to see his dong sooooo badly. You have no idea. Other celebs weiners I want to see: Alexander Skarsgaard and Adam Beach. I don't support viewing leaked celeb sex tapes/private nude pictures, but I might overcome my ethical objections for those two. Especially the last one.
I give you the man that has launched a thousand fantasies into a thousand mind-shattering orgasms. Henry Cavill. Oh. Just looking at him makes my thighs tingle.
I've tried the Sally Hanson and Nads (that Austrailian infomercial stuff that I found randomly at CVS). The hair dryer is a good idea though, maybe the wax hasn't been hot enough? I also have never even considered exfoliation before, so I'll definitely have to give that a try. *Fingers crossed.* Definitely go professional. Not only is the wax of much better quality than what you'll find in the at-home kits (important when you are going fully bare and so close to some very sensitive areas), but they get the right angles and are experts are minimizing the pain. To go into way more detail than anyone here probably wants, the tighter you pull the skin before waxing, the less it hurts. Professionals can get the right angle and pull your skin much tighter, so it's less painful. I've loved going fully bare, just make sure you don't get waxed the day before you go to the beach. Again, crazy sensitive skin here, but it really burns for me if I get near the ocean/sand within a day or so of being waxed.
JAMES DEEN DILDO. NSFW I would like it to be on record that I came up with this idea at the mini-meetup with Nom and ghettoastronaut.
I would like to go on record as saying I.WANT. My birthday isn't until February, but Mother's Day is almost here. Sure beats brunch.
Down with dildos. Up with vibrators. (And by "up", I mean "up inside my hoo-hoo".) I'm sorry. I've been drinking.
But it's a JAMES DEEN DILDO. That changes everything. Just close your eyes and picture him railing you from behind, with one hand twisted in your hair like a harness and the other around your throat, all while whipering filth in your ear. Oh myyyyyy, excuse me.
I actually don't care for dildos and use vibrators externally too, for the most part, but I will make. An. Exception.
I always start with it out and then get carried away and it ends up in my hoo-haa. Just the tip for the last 30 seconds or so.
The fuck, Queenie? Didn't I tell you the boy is preparing for trial all weekend and therefore, I can't make that become a reality? Why do you hate me? Didn't I tell you he's one of those "Work requires 100% of my concentration, no talk of vagina until I'm done here?" And yeah. The toy has been seeing a lot of mileage in the last week. I fucking hate trial preparation and trial week.
We actually asked the salesperson if he had any James Deen-related sex toys. Can we have another field trip there? Also can we talk about sex toys because I have so many thoughts and recommendations and they are not helping me.