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The TiBette Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by audreymonroe, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Yes.
     
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    Oh? Do share with the class, please.
     
  3. Pink Candy

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    Sephora makeup...yes? No? Stick with my old standby, MAC?

    Every time I walk by Sephora I want to stop in there, but something always stops me. Probably the price. But if it's worth it...
     
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    I use their eyeliners religiously--they're between $5 and $12, depending on fanciness--and they are AMAZING. Also have good things to say about their lipstick.

    I think it's worth it to stick to favorite brands if you have products you're really attached to (mascara, blush, concealer), but the sephora stuff has always done me very well.
     
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    Sephora as a store is great. I don't know about their makeup.
    MUFE and NARS are becoming two of my favorites though.
     
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    Isn't Sephora less expensive typically than MAC? Personally, I really really like MAC products. I have tried a few things from Sephora across a couple of different lines, but nothing that kept me coming back for more.
     
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    The house brand is, but otherwise, not really. NARS, MUFE, and even UD have gone up in cost.
     
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    I've given up on the makeup front except for special events and dressing up to go out. Anytime I wear anything more than my Burt's Bees lip balm and some powder, El Husband doesn't want to get anywhere near my face because, "You smell like crayons."

    Crayons???
     
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    Holy shit, I have been wondering how to describe the makeup smell for *years*. Your husband is a fucking genius. It's not a perfect comparison, but it's damn close, and works really well to explain it. Little comfort to you, I'm sure, but you can tell him he is not alone in having his sense of smell rebel against nearby makeup.

    Just genius. Make sure to swallow, he deserves it.
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Well, I'm still waiting on my glass toy, but I've heard super good things about the nJoy pure wand (if you're into g-spot or anal stimulation). Also the We Vibe II, but I really can't justify spending $150 on a sex toy right now -- that being said, if you're in a couple with somebody and you want a sex toy to use together, I'm pretty sure you can't do better.

    I know I'm forgetting stuff, so every time I hear something, I'll just write it in this thread until people start to get annoyed. Also, let me know if you order from Adam and Eve, I've heard a couple codes to get half off an item/free shipping/three of the most profoundly terrible porn DVDs you'll ever see.
     
  11. audreymonroe

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    I would be interested in these codes...minus the porn one. I've been thinking about getting something new. The last one I brought doesn't really work for me, and the other one I've been using since my stint as a sex toy reviewer, so I didn't pick it out. It's alright, just not great. Of course, all the good ones seem to be expensive.
     
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    And how, pray tell, does one get a job as a sex toy reviewer. And why are you no longer doing this.

    Although I can see this kind of being a mixed bag. For every James Deen dildo, there is a Baby Jesus butt plug that needs to be sampled.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I think I just found an ad. It was when I was in college, and it was my very first writing gig. It was fun. You could pick which types of sex toys you'd be interested in, and then they'd just send you one every now and then. They never gave you any notice, so it was a fun surprise to find in your mailbox. But then they stopped offering the whole system of free toys for reviews. They probably realized it was a dumb idea on their part.

    The very first one I got was AMAZING. But then I wore it out and I can't find it again. I'm so depressed.
     
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    It's as if "Fantasia Party" doesn't exist in Tibette vocabulary on here.

    Those things are an amusing comedy to view as a man. Of course, you have to be "approved" to attend one if you are sporting a penis, but a divine (and utterly unforgettable) comedy to witness, none the less.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    For the record, that's not what I did.
     
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    Length or Girth? Just to be clear, not on either end of the extreme. Think 8" average girth, or 6" thick.
     
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    Um...what? Are you asking us what we prefer? And are you telling us that you're an "average" 8"?
     
  18. mya

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    And aren't girth and thickness the same thing?
     
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    I think he's asking whether you'd prefer an 8 inch dick with average girth, or a 6 inch dick that has higher than average girth.

    The answer is obviously is it depends on the girl, the hole, the position, the time of day, etc. etc. No two dicks are the same, no two vaginas are the same ribbity rip rip rip raptastic.

    You'll probably hear "girth" more though, because the vast majority of the nerve endings are in the first 3 inches, and unless you're a believer in A spots and stuff, that's the part that's usually getting stimulated during orgasms.

    blaabbity wine
     
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    I think he is asking if we would prefer an 8" dick of average girth, or a dick of 6" circumference. Which means, by my calculations, that we are receiving one that is 1.9" in diameter.

    For the record, if you're swinging with 8", your dick is probably at least that thick.