You're more generous than I am. I just figured he was drunk or something and didn't read what he wrote.
I'll need a picture of your cock to make an accurate judgement. Wait, we are talking about your cock right now, yes? I mean, you're not asking for "a friend" or anything, are you? Actual Ladyshit: Who on here knows stuff about armholes? I was reading a book about Jackie O. and there was a whole fucking section about how she studied dressmaking and the position/placement/sizing of armholes and I was like...holy shit, I didn't know that was important. But it makes sense, you know? I don't want my bra showing, but I don't want the fabric all up in my armpit so that my deodorant gets on my dress and makes me look sloppy. It never occured to me that I should be studying these things.
If you ever get to reading about couture clothing, you find that the shoulders are crucial. Ever set of shoulders is pretty much unique to that person, so how the clothing fits around the shoulders (and, by extension, where the arms begin) matters greatly to the fit. You can find websites showing how to make your own dressmaker's form, and one of the reasons they give for actually making it is that store-bought, adjustable forms are pretty well useless when it comes to making an outfit for a specific person. Oh, and extra girth is fine, length will fucking kill you. Average + thick is way better than long + uh, thin?
Ladies, what are your thoughts on this: If you fuck a guy on the first date, is it the kiss of death or does it not affect the duration of whatever relationship ensues?
At this juncture in my life I'd say it does matter, maybe not the kiss of death though. I have certainly done this and have noticed that sometimes being compatible sexually will distract me from recognizing areas we are not, and those areas are actually more important than sex (for me). Being friends with someone before getting naked seems important to me these days. Building the tension for a while is just plain fun too, when you finally indulge it is that much better. Width is better. Hitting my cervix isn't as pleasurable as you may think.
It's not really the ideal for a relationship starter, but it can work (the boyfriend and I have been together over a year and we wasted no time.) I think it's different for everyone; for some it's going to be a dealbreaker and other people can manage to make it work.
If you want a male opinion on this, Mrs. Noland and I began our relationship with a boozy hookup one New Years' night. I was also a rebound guy. We'll be married 14 years come July. Purely anecdotal evidence, obviously, but at least once it wasn't the kiss of death.
I realize shoes are entirely a personal thing, but what are your thoughts on these? Are they too Victorian/wicked-witch looking? I need to replace a pair of ankle boots, and goddammit, if I didn't need them right when all the boots are out of season?
Ditto on the laces. I'd like them if they weren't so high up the leg and cut off more around the base of the ankle, like a bootie.
So I'm throwing a Slumber Party (sex toy party) this weekend. I've had it planned for awhile now, and for some reason the girl doing the presentation didn't get back to me in forever. Now I have the rest of the week to invite a bunch of people and try to get them to come. I'm hoping against hope that people invite other people. Otherwise, it's going to be an embarrassingly small party and I'm going to feel bad. It's supposed to be a bachlorette thing for my friend, and if she doesn't come I'm going to be pissed beyond belief because Ive been telling her about this for months now. Thank God this semester is over. Otherwise I would be stressed beyond belief. Needed to vent, thought you guys would understand.
Did anyone, by chance, watch Girls last night? There was a FANTASTIC scene with Hannah's roommate and an artist who absolutely owned her. Guys, watch that scene and see how it's done. His timing, what he said, and his exit were impeccable.
That was awesome. Even though he wasn't quite hot enough to pull it off. And I'm currently watching it and have been in a rage the whole episode because there isn't a test for HPV in men and I was so mad at Miz Dunham for writing an episode based around that inaccuracy, but I just got to the final scene with Hannah and her ex boyfriend and WHEW. I'm glad that was just Adam continuing to be an asshole.
Honestly I hated that scene. Not as a work of film, but just the interaction. That kind of overt macho whatever? It's an act. It's always an act. And sure it's fun to get your rocks off, but if you're seriously contemplating leaving a boyfriend who loves you for the idea that you can "have" that kind of man in any real sense, that he exists at all beyond a performance, is the female equivalent of thinking with your dick.