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The TiBette Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by audreymonroe, Apr 2, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Wait, WHY aren't we all sharing our favorite Olympians? A 20 minute conversation with my gay friend has given me more names to oggle than this whole board put together. Although, Pussygalore just introduced me to my new favorite, James Magnussen. He's like my (as my best pal so eloquently put it) "cafe-sitting beardy dude" ideal, but with an Olympian athlete's body:

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    With clothes on:

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    And then this one just because:

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    #781 audreymonroe, Jul 31, 2012
  2. Dcc001

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    Good lord, shaving that chest should be a crime.
     
    #782 Dcc001, Jul 31, 2012
  3. PIMPTRESS

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    Still looks fucking tasty to me. Damn.
     
    #783 PIMPTRESS, Jul 31, 2012
  4. Pussy Galore

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    AM neglected to mention my personal favorite, US swimmer Nathan Adrian. Hot damn, I'd let him ruin me:

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    #784 Pussy Galore, Aug 1, 2012
  5. TX.

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    I'm just gonna throw this out: every swimmer. Holy cow. I wish I had a 24-hour stream of male Olympic swimmers on demand. I'd even take Phelps and just put a bag over his ugly mug.
     
    #785 TX., Aug 1, 2012
  6. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Seriously. I wish I didn't have a crush on that Ryan guy, but I do. I'm sure he is the biggest tool in existence, but that's fine.

    Here's the British diving team:

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    #786 audreymonroe, Aug 1, 2012
  7. Pussy Galore

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    Dem thighs. Dem abs. Hells yes.
     
    #787 Pussy Galore, Aug 1, 2012
  8. scootah

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    So in the next 10 days sometime, A friend is getting back in the country after having been out of town for a while. He's arranged to rent my spare room for 3 months before he goes off again. He was a national representative swimmer with the amazing chest and abs and swimmers V in highschool, then he went and joined the armed forces as an infantry medic, now he's working as a skiing and rock climbing instructor. I have no idea how he managed six years in the military in combat zones for four and a half of those years since he has none of the ego or machismo I'd expect from an elite athlete or an infantry grunt. He's doing some side work as a submissive male fetish model. He's paying his rent for the next 3 months by keeping his shirt off and cooking my meals.

    There's no point to this story, I just wanted to gloat.
     
    #788 scootah, Aug 1, 2012
  9. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Nearly every one of your posts triggers me spiraling into a depression about how life isn't fair.
     
    #789 audreymonroe, Aug 1, 2012
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    It is a goddamn crying shame he's such a douche, that's what it is.

    I have been enjoying the 2004 and 2008 replays in which he had a goofy mop of hair, however.

    Anyone remember Aaron Piersol? He had the Lochte look with a lot less jackass.
     
    #790 tweetybird, Aug 1, 2012
  11. AlmostGaunt

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    Does this mean that every time you feel like some eye candy you can scream MEDIC and it will actually appear?
     
    #791 AlmostGaunt, Aug 1, 2012
  12. Dcc001

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    Alright ladies: a clothes problem. I'm looking for a classic black pencil skirt. Nothing cut on the bias, and nothing with horizontal striping or stitching. Sleek, black, pencil. The problem is I'm 5'3, and any true pencil skirt comes down well past my knees.

    Anybody have a suggestion for a Canadian retailer that would sell a classic pencil in petites?
     
    #792 Dcc001, Aug 1, 2012
  13. mya

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    As somebody who is not 5'10", I have discovered that tailoring is my friend. My hardest areas to fit are my overly large rump, and if it fits there, the waist is way too big. So I fit that, then get everything else tailored to size. I can't even remember the last pair of pants that I didn't have to have taken up in the length. Tons of places, from Nordstrom, to Banana, to J. Crew also offer free alterations.
     
    #793 mya, Aug 1, 2012
  14. Dcc001

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    I typically hem my own pants, because I enjoy sewing. But just once I'd like to buy something OTR and have it fit nicely.
     
    #794 Dcc001, Aug 1, 2012
  15. taste_my_rainbow

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    Gap has one - it does have two seams down the front (not sure how you feel about seams) but it's available in petite and they ship to Canada. $55 and the reviews (on the US site - Canada site didn't have any) are pretty good.
     
    #795 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 2, 2012
  16. Dcc001

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    I don't mind verticle seams in the front, but when manufacturers sew horizontal seams (or worse, use a horizontal pattern) I just shake my head. Who would want their ass to look WIDER?
     
    #796 Dcc001, Aug 2, 2012
  17. Jimmy James

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    Girls that black guys are interested in.
     
    #797 Jimmy James, Aug 2, 2012
  18. bewildered

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    Speaking as someone with a wide ass, pencil skirts are not the way to go. It's a style for little bottoms.
     
    #798 bewildered, Aug 2, 2012
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    I've never found a pencil skirt that goes over my heinie.
     
    #799 shimmered, Aug 2, 2012
  20. mya

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    I missed all the Olympian Love somehow. So I say fuck this current batch of swimmers. Who remembers this guy?

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    #800 mya, Aug 2, 2012
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