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The TiBette Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by audreymonroe, Apr 2, 2012.

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  1. BigChops

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    Exactly, and she just trusted some other chick with that responsibility and she ruined her month in the matter of minutes.
     
    #1101 BigChops, Dec 13, 2012
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    Yes, I do shave my vagina with a "motherfuckin razor." And do you know what happens 4-5 days after I do so? Stubble. Lots and lots of stubble.

    It is tacky as fuck to have stubble around your eyebrows. Tackier than too-thin Marlene Dietrich eyebrows, even. Wax, thread, pluck, or rock your grandpa caterpillar brows, but shaving is gross.

    EDIT: My normal brow lady is aces. I love her work. Unfortunately, so does everyone else and so she's busy all the time.
     
    #1102 Pinkcup, Dec 13, 2012
  3. BigChops

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    In that case, why not just have them lasered off and tattooed in?
     
    #1103 BigChops, Dec 13, 2012
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    Cannot tell if you're serious? But if you are....dude. No. That is a bad look on everyone.
     
    #1104 Pinkcup, Dec 13, 2012
  5. BigChops

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    Sorry, neither can I. This conversation has taken a turn for the worse.

    Honestly I think I saw a girl on Hell's Kitchen that had tattooed eyebrows. She was a hot red head but it looked kind of fucked up.

    What about Nair?
     
    #1105 BigChops, Dec 13, 2012
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    no.

    unless a female suffers alopecia - this is a horrid, awful, bad idea.
     
    #1106 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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    I don't think they're in a Mexican women's street gang, but I'll check.
     
    #1107 Crown Royal, Dec 13, 2012
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    I have a serious etiquette question: when is the appropriate time to ask the girl you're kinda-sorta seeing whether you can do lines off her ass?

    Context: met a girl a month or so back when I was travelling, hit it off (despite the fact I hadn't slept in days - take that PUA forums!), and she's coming to stay with me for a couple of weeks. She parties pretty hard and we are headed to a rave together. I feel like she will be generally receptive to the idea, but then again I've only hung out with her for 4 days total, so what do I know? Maybe the question I'm asking is "would you be offended if a gentleman you have known for a relatively short period of time asked politely to do lines off you?"
     
    #1108 AlmostGaunt, Dec 17, 2012
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    After you have already done a couple of lines with her and her inhibitions are lowered. Obviously.
     
    #1110 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2012
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    Exactly. How is this even a question?
     
    #1111 VanillaGorilla, Dec 17, 2012
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    But before she sweats so much while dancing that it's impossible to cut lines on her without mixing everything into a nasty coke paste that you'll eventually have to just scrape off her sweaty ass--coke, ass grime, sweat--and rub into your gums.
     
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    There's always a special ring to the voice of experience.
     
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    I never understood the appeal of doing coke off someone's body, I'd make a mess and waste product.
     
    #1114 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2012
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    Yeah, accidentally snorting and blowing it into the snortee's belly button is an awkward experience.
     
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    Also, for the whole lines off the body, if she's down to do coke in the first place or is just a hard enough partier, just asking outright is the best approach. I've only ever done lines of Addie off of a girl once, no coke, and it was after we had already crushed and cut some lines out on a desk. But she was a hard partier and I just said flat out, "You know what would be awesome? Me doing this off your tits.*" I mean is there a fucking polite way to even say it?



    * I wish I was normally this uninhibited without drugs....
     
    #1116 Kubla Kahn, Dec 17, 2012
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    Ladies question.

    You meet a guy at a friend of a friend's birthday dinner you just came along to. You sit next to a guy, you talk to said guy for about 90 minutes. You have great conversation, laugh, tentatively discuss hanging out again and exchange numbers. How do you feel if said guy called you vs texting you to follow through?
     
    #1117 Parker, Dec 17, 2012
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    I prefer a phone call, it's more personal.
     
    #1118 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2012
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    Text her a picture of your turgid erection to make sure you are both on the same page.
     
    #1119 xrayvision, Dec 17, 2012
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    I'd prefer a text because I hate talking on the phone.
     
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