That's because even if we did acknowledge all the minor details and accoutrement that goes with a well put together outfit, it'll still come after our initial thought or "Horse face...", thusly negating it all. Kind of sad actually, but hey...I don't make the rules. Ugly girl dresses well, I think "Man, she looks really good...that outfit. Such a shame, you know, her face. I hope she likes herself. Can't do anything about it." Ugly girl dresses ugly, I think "Oh...look, a sale on fishing shirts. What? An ugly girl? Didn't notice her...she was right here? Nope. No clue." Hot girl dresses well, I think "I wonder what it would be like to, y'know...see her naked. I bet it would be awesome. Tits. Heh." Hot girl dresses ugly, I think "I wonder what it would be like to, y'know...see her naked. I bet it would be awesome. Tits. Heh. See what I'm getting at? I guess the point is, we appreciate things. Like ugly girls dressing well to break even. Shows effort, effort is nice, effort is good. I for one appreciate how you manage to relate most topics to something concerning you getting laid, or awesome things like clothes or hot guys and stuff. It's masterful...that's talent, you can't teach that. Anyway... you're alright I guess. Kind horsey, and the tattoo is really stupid, and I think we get it, you're a unique and beautiful snowflake and like to slut it up and make yourself feel good, which is cool. It is. But we get it. You can keep doing it, you know... if you want, but we get it. Regardless, you're alright.
Guide to getting cute girls laid without relationship. 1.) Apply Alcohol 2.) Get "doll'd up" 3.) Re-apply Alcohol 4.) Go to bar/nightclub 5.) Find sexually attractive stranger 6.) Apply tequila shot (for confidence) 7.) Approach stranger 8.) converse/dance 9.) Ask stranger to give you a ride home 10.) Apply Sex (important step) 11.) Give phone number before he leaves 12.) Re-apply sex as needed *edit step ten should be : Apply GOOD sex
Spoiler For some reason when I look at this I think of a schlong hiding in the folds of the cloth like a snake waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting victim. Spoiler High-waisted shorts: I'd hit it. Spoiler Actually, this chick is kinda hot. Fap time!
I should point out that she specified that part of the issue was that guys tend to get attached, and she doesn't feel like dealing with that. She just wants an attractive guy to come around and work it out once a week. I would have volunteered, but I have a paper route that I take very seriously. Although my head game is suuuper on point right now so i smaybe should just be nice But semi-seriously, if you're in the boston area and have some free time, holla
THIS. We just lost an hour of awesome drinking. Everyone was having a fucking blast. Nope, time to pack up an hour early. Now it's 5 am and I'm wide awake. FUCK YOU BEN FRANKLIN. It was Ben franklin's idea wasn't it? Whatever, fuck 'em. But electricity was the BOMB, yo.
I thought it was Sunday all day today for some reason... So even with daylight savings, I gained 23 hours. Fuck you Earth's orbit, I win! EDIT: Electricity was the bomb, yo.
Since I am broke, I did not go out last night. I did, however, drink the beer that I did have and played MLB The Show 2011 all night. I've now stopped playing, and have decided to put to use my crockpot. I am currently defrosting a pork shoulder. I'm going to make some vicious pulled pork for dinner tonight.
Actually it was Sir Sandford Fleming, who, aside from being Canadian, had one of the most thoroughly amazing beards ever: You didn't fuck with a man like that.
Actually, disregard that. Sandford Fleming invented time zones. George Vernon Hudson invented daylight savings: Not nearly as cool.
I made Wisconsin beer cheese soup, America's Test Kitchen recipe. It was pretty mediocre. Oh well, at least it will still make me fat.
Damn, after a few attempts, can't quite get text to perfectly match the background color. So much for secretly telling people to go fuck themselves.
Experimental line? Shit, more like you're running a clinical trial that makes anything the NIH is doing seem like a grade school science fair. I just can't wait for the published results. And does anyone know if being smarmy is a job requirement to work Apple retail, or do they provide company training?
Decided last night to quit smoking. It has now been about 16 hours since my last smoke. Christ this is tough. Also, a pre-emptive apology if I am a dick to anyone on here in the next couple of days. Oh, and this also means I'll be playing A LOT of call of duty over the next couple of days.
Burger King CEO in trouble for saying about Britain "The food is terrible and the women are not very attractive." What about this is at all controversial? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/mar/13/burger-king-boss-insults-britain" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011 ... ts-britain</a>
Was just looking through a new sports bar's facebook photos, and holy fail: There's just so much going on here.