Put the two dudes on the outside in front of me and I'll run for 1000 yards a season. Are we doing bar star fail photos? I'm always game for a good sunday roasting.
The gf is in the bedroom watching Notting Hill right now, I need a drink. Just saw this post in the R&R thread: Does anyone agree with this communist? Are there people who don't like eggs over easy? I can understand preferring over medium or something but I don't know anyone over the age of six that dislikes any type of fried egg.
Even communists can appreciate a delicious over easy egg. This guy is just nuts. Over easy can be a pain to cook but there is NO better way to enjoy an egg. (Unless its scrambled and put on toast with bacon and cheese.)
Yesterday I had a chorizo burger topped with manchego, hash browns, and an egg over easy. A runny egg on top of a burger? Totally worth the mess. Who wouldn't love an egg over easy? Fuck that communist cunt.
Honestly the first time I had a fried egg on a burger my first thought was "why isn't this standard fare for all burger places?"
The "Good Morning Burger". I thought it was good, but it tasted like it was eating your heart like Ms. Pacman. One of those things that seems to go well but it's evil, like chili and cheese on a hotdog.
There was a hole-in-the-wall sandwich shop in Sao Paulo around the corner from the hotel I was at. 5 reais (about $2.75 US) would get you a ham and cheese sandwich that was absolutely loaded. Hot ham, dripping with cheese on a fresh roll topped with an egg over easy. Holy shit. It was perfect. Had the egg not been there, it wouldn't have been noteworthy. I love putting a fried egg and bacon in a grilled cheese sandwich. Worth the effort.
Wait, wait. Hold the fuck on. So you're telling us that looking like you have a severe vaginal prolapse doesn't actually attract straight men? Well I'll be God damned. That is the opposite of stylish, I don't care how many gay men tell you otherwise. Shit makes my dick soft.
Now, sir, she said that straight men wouldn't appreciate the pants, nothing about them not being affected. Furthermore, they don't make her look like she has a vaginal prolapse. Those pants are going to last forever. When she turns fat and develops a massive gunt, they are going to be perfectly sized shorts. How can you not appreciate that? I thought men were supposed to be all about practical clothes.
Anyone else look at those pants and see these? God help us all if that shit's coming back in fashion.
Spring Break! I am opening a bottle of wine in celebration. Because I haven't consumed enough alcohol this weekend.
Rejoice, then! Those are to disguising leg physique as hoodies are to torsos. "FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THIS WEEK! "GLEE" SINGS ORIGINAL SONGS!!!" ...how edgy and risque!!!! And onl two seasons later! Are you hoping they suck as much as I do? This show is getting a cult following of Twilight proportions.
On Thursday, I ordered over easy eggs and they instead delivered the laziest form of eggs, the scrambled. We had waited 40 minutes for a table and I was starving, so I didn't send them back to have them switched out. I am still bitter about it So yep, that is how I feel about over easy eggs.
What are you pussies afraid of salmonella? Sunny side up is a man's egg. Cooking it in bacon grease and spooning it over the egg if necessary. I usually only flip the egg if Im making a breakfast sandwich, in which case Ill also break the yolk and very lightly mix it with the white before I flip it
Care to find where I advocated against sunny side up or said that flipping was necessary? I thought not China boy.
Son, a real man's egg is raw. And is not even a chicken's egg: it is the egg of a fucking eagle, which was stolen from its mother's nest after you choked her out with your bare hands. On top of a sheer cliff, which you climbed without any pussy "life-saving" equipment like ropes or harnesses. Spooning bacon grease over the egg if necessary? Cut that shit out.