If there's a more apt name for a transsexual than Tucker, I haven't heard it. Although I did know a suspiciously deep-voiced Russian girl called Secret Dick.
Blame it on the Raaaaaaaaaaaaain. Could we please start a naming competition. Like, first person to post their soon to be milk-filled breasts in the boobie thread get to name the child? Now, I may have just discovered a weird fetish in the wonderful hazy judgementless stupor I am in, but I think that the request still stands to reason.
Do not underestimate the power of the sex drive of a pregnant woman. Now is EXACTLY the time for us to encourage her.
Boys don't get girl names. No Hayden, Aiden, or anything that would work for either sex. Let's not emasculate little boys before they have a chance to decide if they're gay or not. Milly would almost be acceptable for a girl's name. Almost. No offense to anyone with those names, but seriously man, what happened to Jack and George and Tom...
Should I be responsible and cook dinner and have some water? Or should I try to wander and find a liquor store and get some food from somewhere else (picture related)? Life is difficult. NSFW
"Hi, Tooooodddddd I'm Tucker." Abby is your last name "T. Justice" by any chance? Because this is serendipitous.
If my child turns out to be a black guy then I don't understand how babies are made and/or that Crown had worse side effects than I was aware, maybe a bad bottle? Also, here's some Ben Nichols for your enjoyment.
One of my girlfriend's dumbass friends thinks that these are good names for a boy: Blaze Cash Stone Blair Tristan Yeah, those are great names for a boy. If you cut his genitals off first. Or you could just name him Austin or Hunter just like every other fucking white male child in existence.
See, you happened to name my weakness there. I do like the name Cash, after the Man in Black himself of course. Also my grandpa's name was Nelson, which would make a badass middle name. Cash Nelson just rolls off the tongue. Just for fun, I have a friend and two cousins that are expecting right around the same time. Their respective names are: Hadley, Presley, and Riley. I'll give a prize to the first that can guess the one boy name out of the three.
Last year, I was at a hookah bar with some friends, and a guy around my age who was sitting by himself at the next table, dressed in black slacks, black dress shoes, and a black, button-up shirt, introduced himself as (and I swear I'm not making this up): Stealth. I have nothing witty here. He introduced himself as Stealth. Make of that what you will. Oh, and we also found out who owned the black Dodge Challenger in the parking lot with the chrome Batman logo on the front.
This is the manliest fucking name I have ever heard. Comes home from school with a letter from the principal once a week: "Your son, Blaze, blinked and hurricanes shot out of his eyes," "Whenever Blaze uses the restroom the third grade teacher gets pregnant," "Blaze went out for recess, defeated Lex Luthor, and brought back 40 heads of stray cattle." Once he hits adulthood he'd wear a WWE outfit, but nobody would fuck with him because he rides a grizzly bear to work. Or, your kid would be a stripper. My cousin named his retardo kid "Austin." The other boy... is named "Kyle." Dude is an unbelievable sissy and I fear for his kids.
I just popped in Lonesome Dove. How about Augustus or Woodrow? Now those are real names. Or if those don't impress you, what do you think about Newt?