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The Wild and Wonderful Drunks of TiB! WDT 3/11/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 11, 2011.

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  1. abneretta

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    You can't have a Maveri(c)k without a Goose. Shit, you should know that given your profession.
     
    #81 abneretta, Mar 11, 2011
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    Oh they know this, but it's a good thing they stopped having kids...they're not the smartest bunch.

    And, yes, it is Maverik, not Maverick. They even considered Mavryk.
     
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    Jesus fucking christ don't use any of those names if you want him to have a chance. Remember, "Cash's" real name is John, he didn't start out as Cash, he took a shitload of drugs to get there.

    Yeah, real manly

    [​IMG]
     
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    The three names I listed are what my friend and cousins are naming their children. I also know of two kids named Gage, a Griffin, a Renner...those are the worst ones I can think of now.

    I have a long damn time before I'm worried about names. In fact, contrary to my sister's/friend's belief the fact that I'm host to a fetus doesn't mean that's all I want to talk about. So feel free to carry on with the drunk thread.
     
    #84 abneretta, Mar 11, 2011
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    If it's a girl, you could be one of those parents who gives their kid a common name with retarded spelling, like Aimee or Ashliegh.
     
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    What was that?

    [​IMG]

    Side note: Vodka sucks. But a John Collins ain't bad.
     
    #86 CharlesJohnson, Mar 11, 2011
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    Fuck yea UConn, Zyron where you at?
     
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    Drowning his sorrows in a bottle because he's from Connecticut?
     
    #88 Frank, Mar 11, 2011
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    Sue.

    Boy or girl, doesn't matter, and pays tribute to the man in black.
     
    #89 Nettdata, Mar 11, 2011
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    Fuck that, I am drinking (and smoking) in celebration. Plus, at least I don't live in Bridgeport.
     
    #90 zyron, Mar 11, 2011
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    If it's a boy then you have to give it the name of a villain in an 1980's high school movie. Hunter or Landon or Chazz or one of those snob names. And he'll wear sweaters tied around his neck and those annoying Pizza Hut sunglasses and make his lesser friends wax his Z28 while he talks on his Zack Morris-style celluar phone to his buddies about getting Oingo Boingo tickets.

    Danny Elfman was the lead singer of Oingo Boingo, for those who didn't know.

    EDIT: Wasn't "Blaze" the chick from Golden Axe?
     
    #91 Crown Royal, Mar 11, 2011
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    If that's from fucking Streets of Rage I'm going to flip out right now OH MY GOD IT IS THAT IS AWESOME
     
    #92 ssycko, Mar 11, 2011
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    I picked up Mr. PIMPTRESS from an outing with his best friend. He is thusly drunk while I am sober and finding him thoroughly annoying.

    It's weird, we get along great when we are on the same level.

    Bottoms up.
     
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    Wait, what's the thing thing that makes things happen? Because I could use that thing
     
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    So I just started watching Wild and Wonderful Whites on Netflix because you guys were talking about it, I'm now losing faith in humanity....
     
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    a penis?
     
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    I'd just like to say this in Re: The Wild, etc Whites of WV:

    Without giving too much away, I have a career dealing with people like that A LOT. That movie/documentary is DISGUSTING. It glorifies filthy, criminal miscreants and their subhuman way of life. As much as I like Hank III's music, that flick made me want to puke. They are a cancer on our society.

    In other news, my wife wants a new truck. For me. Yeah, she's pretty cool.
     
    #98 uzisuicide, Mar 12, 2011
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    The pub turned out excellent and I have returned with a fine burger. At said burger joint, some hipster douchebag with noserings was asking the manager about what the "organic" or "free-range" or whatever things they were advertising about meant. Notwithstanding the bullshit surrounding "organic-certified" or "free-range certified", the burger place is a small, local chain that serves pretty damn high quality burgers, and if you are asking about the meaning behind the certification of "free-range" at said place at 12:30 on a Saturday morning, you should find better things to do with your time, such as raising your own organic cow.

    Nom.

    Also, taking inspiration from this drunk thread, this is from my facebook feed:
     
    #99 ghettoastronaut, Mar 12, 2011
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    If your last name is Calabrese, you should be ashamed of your MS Paint skills.
     
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