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The Workout/Exercise thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Crown Royal, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I enjoy the taint sniffers. Gives me somebody to look down on and feel better about myself when I bitch about them on the inter webs.
     
  2. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Had my first full workout in 3 months today and I forgot how much I missed that good feeling of soreness you get after a workout as opposed to that bad feeling of soreness that comes from working with injuries. I've lost a bunch of strength but it feels good just to get through a full set of exercises.

    For my amusement, there was some guy on a smith machine squatting with his hands resting on the front of his thighs and the bar wedged into the back of his neck.
     
  3. lhprop1

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    The strength will come back in a hurry. I just started training again two months ago after a year-long hiatus. Deadlift is already up to 500 lbs and still going up and my overhead press is only 20-30 lbs below where I left off.

    Best thing to do is to start off with a moderate weight and do higher reps for 2 or 3 sessions to get your muscle memory back and to get rid of the fatigue. Then, hit a basic 5 x 5 until you get up to your normal strength.
     
  4. downndirty

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    How do I know if I'm doing a clean properly?

    I see these cross fit wizards with 225 over their heads in a full squat, and I simply cannot keep my balance with a significant amount of weight up there. Any clear resource to get this right?
     
  5. shimmered

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    May not be a case of balance alone. May be balance and mobility. How is your ankle flexibility?
     
  6. downndirty

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    Um, I don't know? If my yoga classes are any indication, terrible just like the rest of my flexibility. Is there a way to build-up to this? Exercises I should to do improve my ability to clean? Each time I see a YouTube tutorial, it gets more and more confusing as to how the fuck they don't fall over.
     
  7. Trakiel

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    Do you have a tendency to fall forward or backward? If it's forward, that may be due to a lack of shoulder flexibility - I tend to want to fall forward because I can't bring the bar back far enough so that it's directly over my center of mass.
     
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    Weight over your head in a squat position is not a clean. That's a snatch or an overhead squat.
     
  9. Kubla Kahn

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    I really wish someone would have explained what a clean and jerk meant before I was kicked out of my first gym.
     
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    Thanks. I'm trying to do a snatch properly.
     
  11. RCGT

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    For every rule, there is an exception:
     
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  12. shimmered

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    He should've split that last jerk.
    Coming up out of the hole like that would be fucking awful.



    Regarding learning to snatch -
    Get a coach. Even if its for only 2 sessions a month, have someone teach you the mechanics.
     
  13. FreeCorps

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    Oh lord. Fuck yeah.
     
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    Haven't worked out in 2 weeks. Open up fitocracy and see a girl 3 inches shorter lifting almost my numbers while training every day. Brb gym.
     
  15. FreeCorps

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    Oh Steve, you card you.
     
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  16. Kubla Kahn

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    Bro, does that guy even lift?




    Side note: Went to the gym at 10:30 this morning it is was filled with MILFs and stunningly hot girls. It was a nice change from the roided up faux hawk guys that migrated to my gym when Urban Active closed that I usually see when I go in the afternoon.
     
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  17. FreeCorps

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    Got absolutely stapled on a 495 box squat tonight. That shit came down and just killed me. Oh well. The new gym is fucking awesome, looking to do a meet in September. If I total in the mid 1300's I'll be happy.
     
  18. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    So is anybody familiar with this new juice cleansing craze? I wouldn't mind hearing if it lives up to its hype.
     
  19. bewildered

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    New? As in, on and off fad for the last 30 years?

    If you can get all the calories and nutrients you need, go for it. I highly doubt you will get sufficient protein or fat, unless you're juicing dozens of raw eggs and a fish steak here or there in with your carrots and strawberries.

    Plus, let's not forget that we have kidneys and a liver for a reason. Every fad diet's description that starts with "detox your body from toxins" gets a huge eye roll from me.
     
  20. FreeCorps

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    Fuck juice, eat more steak.