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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    Like everyone else's, our local Borders Bookstore is closing down and having a fire sale on everything that isn't nailed down (and some things that are).

    It was slim pickings, but on the way out I spied a remaindered hardcover copy of Assholes Finish First on the shelf. Total after all the markdowns: $2.12 including tax.

    I thought there was at least $8 of entertainment in there at a minimum, so it was a pretty good deal.

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    Cleaning the bathroom sucks ass. In addition to the nastiness you're cleaning up, you have to deal with the nasty chemicals necessary to dissolve hard water and such. I hate it. Modern home bathrooms were not designed by an engineer. If they were, they would be floor-to-ceiling tile with a drain in the center of the floor and a connection for a high-powered pressure washer. Set up like that, I'd scrub the bathroom stem to stern twice a week.
     
    #201 DrFrylock, Sep 3, 2011
  2. iczorro

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    Aw, man. Why you gotta bring up old shit?
     
    #202 iczorro, Sep 3, 2011
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    BACK ON FOCUS
     

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  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Dear "friends," stop trying to hook me up with people. More importantly, stop trying to hook me up with "hot chicks" that look more like goldfish and have "clinger" stamped on their foreheads. I like it that you watch out for me. I'm flattered, really. Aside from the nice tits and a shared love of reading, there ain't jack going on with this girl. Just let me be. I'm tired of entertaining everyone.

    Thank you,

    - Management
     
    #204 CharlesJohnson, Sep 3, 2011
  5. iczorro

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    Fuck that. I've got a girl coming down this weekend that I met on Match.com and it seems like the title is paying true. But before that, I would have welcomed friends of mine trying to hook me up with their friends, cause I personally had jack shit going on.

    Friends hook you up with people they think you may be compatible with. If they're too ugly, you beg out in a socially accepted manner, like making nice, then never ever calling.

    With no sites, and no friends hooking you up, there's no anything. No option to beg out, cause there's no girls...

    Girls > No Girls
     
    #205 iczorro, Sep 3, 2011
  6. audreymonroe

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    How could there have been all this talk about pretty Indian girls and no mention of Freida Pinto?

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    This one's big and I don't know how to fix it.
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    Man, tonight I went to a lesbian dance party with my bi friend for moral support because it was being promoted by this girl she went on a few dates with/banged a couple of times but didn't want to see anymore because she's still in love with her female ex but wants to start dating men but wanted to go to this party, and I thought that maybe this would be the night I'd get to cross off having sex with a girl without a guy in the room but it was chock full of butch lesbians, which just aren't my type. I was disappointed.
     
    #206 audreymonroe, Sep 3, 2011
  7. guernica

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    Seems like we picked an appropriate theme for this WDT then.
     
    #207 guernica, Sep 3, 2011
  8. Juice

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    Its officially fair season and Im heading to one today. Heres to turkey legs, fried dough, candy apples, and carmel corn.

    Happy trails today, TiB.
     
    #208 Juice, Sep 3, 2011
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    Tropical storm whatever this thing is called is here which means I can look forward to a good 36 hours or so of rain. Stuck inside. With the children. This is gonna be a long fucking day.
     
    #209 Noland, Sep 3, 2011
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    Sporting-wise, this weekend has gone perfectly for me. I'm looking forward to celebrating.
     
    #210 guernica, Sep 3, 2011
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    Rain in the forecast here too. 50 asians coming together for a family reunion and we're all going to be inside. This is going to get sloppy with soy sauce.
     
    #211 Angel_1756, Sep 3, 2011
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    Well after the rigors of drunken indoor air soft skeet shooting with the room mate last night. Today is beginning with a headache and heading in to work. I wish it were air conditioned in that hangar. Oh, then homework.
     
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    Wine+whiskey= I can feel individual dehydraded brain cells throbbing.

    Just found 50 McNuggets and a burrito of unknown origin in my fridge. Drunk me was thinking of hungover me. How cute.
     
    #213 twopy, Sep 3, 2011
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    What happened to the girl you were giving a mustache ride to in that picture?
     
    #214 Nom Chompsky, Sep 3, 2011
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    I'm definitely Getting hammered today. My kids just left and I have no work.
     
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    I found mystery bacon in my fridge one time. It was awesome. My girlfriend later told me I wouldn't let us leave her place unless we brought the bacon.
     
    #216 Elset, Sep 3, 2011
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    I almost threw up in the shower this morning. The smell of my body soap reminded me too much of the alcohol that I poured into my poor self all day yesterday.

    But... hair of the dog. It wasn't anything that a cold beer and a little bacon couldn't fix.
     
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  18. hooker

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    Ohhhh Lips, I like the new avatar, buddy!
     
    #218 hooker, Sep 3, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Oh. I've always misunderstood that phrase.

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    Does anybody know how to glue fur back on?
     
    #219 Nom Chompsky, Sep 3, 2011
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    Bacon>nuggets.

    Now I'm just a beer-shower (bower?) away from heading to the beach (Myrtle). I appreciate that its gameday, but Wisconsin already played. And why watch any of those other second rate teams that aren't Wisconsin?
     
    #220 twopy, Sep 3, 2011
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