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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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    No devilish brews for this girl, I worked yesterday, then went for a hardcore workout. I am extra motivated because I have a pretty awesome photo shoot scheduled for late November.

    No hangover here. I'm liking reading the drunk thread, as it reminds me that I'm missing out on little.

    CJ- if I am ever single, I hope someone sets us up. I just want to see the stache in person.
     
    #221 PIMPTRESS, Sep 3, 2011
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    You're typing on a phone, right? Because I think this might explain the internet's really strange habit to capitalize random words. Unless a significant portion of internetters are secretly German.

    It irks the shit out of me. Capitalizing words that shouldn't be capitalized either means most of your writing consists of unabomber manifestos, or you are ignorant of basic rules of grammar, or worse than both of them, you know the rules of grammar but are trying to give respect to something via capitalization.
     
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    I broke my collar bone last night. How long am I out of comission with this thing? I was drinking (standing on a skateboard with beer and cig in hand) so this qualifies for the WDT...
     
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    Three months. That is how long it was for me. Was it compound?
     
    #224 PIMPTRESS, Sep 3, 2011
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    I had to read this paragraph three times before I understood what was going on.

    I suppose a sentence with over 100 words is an achievements of sorts. Perhaps it should be named the Anti-Hemingway.
     
    #225 MoreCowbell, Sep 3, 2011
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    That's not a paragraph, that's two sentences, one of which is three words long. If you tried to read it out loud, you'd run out of breath twice.
     
    #226 iczorro, Sep 3, 2011
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    I only had to read it once. One of the female super powers.
     
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    I just saw that in the description of his most recent album on ITunes, the author refers to Lil Wayne's "scatological brilliance."


    ....what? That does mean what I think it means, right? It seems like a sort of private thing to be complementing him on...
     
    #228 MoreCowbell, Sep 3, 2011
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    Does that mean I'm a hermaphrodite, since I only had to read it once too?
     
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    Maybe we're just gay?
     
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    What's that? Seventy-two bottles of Stella for £13.50? Yes please. Got royally fucked up last night with my best friends, spent today at work exorcising my hangover by being thoroughly unpleasant to everyone, and am now gently massaging my internal workings with yet more Stella.

    I don't care what anyone says, 'The big bang theory' is awesome. Not as awesome as me, but still.
     
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    These pop rappers make my head hurt.

    sca·tol·o·gy noun

    Definition of SCATOLOGY

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    : interest in or treatment of obscene matters especially in literature
    2
    : the biologically oriented study of excrement (as for taxonomic purposes or for the determination of diet)
     
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    Wiffle ball + beers = amazing.

    Man my head hurts today because of it. The hangover is definitely worth it.
     
    #233 Kratos, Sep 3, 2011
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    There are thousands of people on my lawn, Nettdata, I look for your guidance.
     
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    It's my friend's engagement party tonight, his fiancee is Latvian and a lot of her Latvian and Russian friends will be there.
    I can see the bar running out of vodka within a few hours.

    I have a feeling I'm going to end up spasitcated by the end of the night
     
    #235 lyle, Sep 3, 2011
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    My brother and I went out last night, had a great time, stayed out till 4 and met some women. This morning wasn't so kind to my brother though. Last night he decided it was a smart idea to drink beer, then bourbon, then a few long islands, then burboun, then more beer. Surprisingly enough he woke up with a splitting headache. He took an advil for the headache. Bad idea. He ended up puking about an hour after taking it.
     
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    Jesus. Three months? I broke mine, so badly that the two halves sit on top of each other and I was only out for eight weeks.

    It looks pretty gnarly, there might be a picture in the tattoo thread.
     
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    Last night I puked while drinking for the first time. It was the beginning of the night, and I took a vodka shot, because I love vodka. For whatever reason, it didn't sit well.

    I spewed in two different locations.

    So embarrassing.
     
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    My phone does randomly capitalize shit. It's quite annoying.
     
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    Who's making sushi? I'm making sushi!

    I actually bought sushi rice this time instead of altering regular white rice. Holy shiiiiiit it was way faster that way. The taste is about the same but since I didn't have to cook it a very specific way to get the right texture and stickiness, it was so much easier.

    Pics coming soon!
     
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