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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. Diablo

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    Off to SERE school in the early morning, so I'm going to be out of touch for about two weeks. Gonna be a rough two weeks...
     
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    So I was talking to a woman on my tour yesterday, and she said: "Boy, I am glad I checked the weather before coming here or else I wouldn't have packed anything warm."

    You were going to a country with ICE in the name of it, and didn't think it might be cold.
     
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  4. Juice

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    That looks like when an Albino person takes a shit. Just kidding, they look delicious. Save me one.
     
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    I wish you would eat some. Or someone. I ate what I could but there's still enough for a couple more people. And my brother doesn't raw fish or something. What a wuss!
     
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    Ehhhhh. Fuckit. I'm tired of Getting blown off and kicked around. I'm going dancing tonight...and I miss my Mohawk.
     
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    There are two pictures on this page that make me want to bite.
     
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    You can see my butt crack.
    I can't find my corkscrew.
     
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    Does anyone else think that Bewildered would give a better hand job than most chick's blow jobs?
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Yeah. But I prefer hjs.
     
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    I wish I lived closer to Quebec. The difference in booze prices here are comically cheaper than in Ontario. I don'T know much about how lax the prices and bylaws are elsewhere, but living in Ontario I feel like everyone else is partying while we're stuck in the boarding school from Sleepers.

    Costco is beer heaven in Quebec. Believe it.
     
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    This is so Freudian to me. Tell me who mouth raped you, Nom. You're in a safe place, among friends. There will be no more clandestine blowjobs behind closed doors. He can't hurt you anymore.

    I too prefer the HJ. But the only way I can orgasm is if she's working my schwanz while her feet are playing a funeral dirge on a harpsichord while a spider monkey watches the action. Right at the moment of orgasm she has to put a finger in my butt and make a scream like a steam whistle.

    My fetish is very specific. I blame childhood trauma.

    In other news Louis Latour Pinot Noir for $10 is pretty goddamn amazing.
     
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    Wow, you like getting Matthew Perries too?
     
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    I lied. Turns out that I'm drinking tonight after all.

    Gin and tonic, except the tonic is lemon lime flavored. This drink would be better with sprite. Bleck!
     

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    Haven't been on here in a while...night 9 of going out in a row since moving back to school. Syllabus week is the tits. And homemade long islands are the perfect way to kick off the night.

    In other news, hooked up with my first black chick last night. Usually not to my taste, but she was fucking hot. So stoked.

    See you at 4am, maybe. I'll probably be too gone to use the internets
     
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    I could Not open my wine so I made some vodka tea raspberry girl drinkos. Fuckit.
     
    #256 shimmered, Sep 3, 2011
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    Her ZJs probably leave something to be desired, though......

    In somewhat drunk thread related news, I am strongly considering finishing off the rest of my Woodford Reserve and trolling all Notre Dame fans I know on Facebook. Although since ND is already down 16-0, that's probably punishment enough.
     
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    Since I have to ask what a ZJ is, probably....
     
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    If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
     
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    On that topic, anyone seen jennitalia lately?
     
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