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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    If you have to ask, the answer is probably no.
     
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    The whole Charlie Sheen craze was massively retarded, but this actually might be pretty entertaining:

     
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    Spent the day putting in insulation in my friends attick so I'm way too tired to go out. I can't decide if I should watch the LSU game or put in a movie. Either that or TIB can keep me entertained.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    God I am so lame. I had plans to tailgate and go to the Clemson/Troy game today but after tailgating, I stopped by my office to drop some things off. I figured I'd check my email real quick...cue me waking up face down on my desk 2 hours. Couldn't really go to the game now so I just came home. Probably going to be too lazy to get up and go out again tonight. Still feel tired as shit even thought all I've done is sleep since about 5pm yesterday.
     
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    I'm watching this show called, "Lockup" on msnbc. It's filmed documentary-style of what life is like in various prisons around the country. Right now, the one they are showing is Orange County, California. The majority of the show is about this homosexual relationship between 2 inmates. The thing is, one of the "guys" is so unbelievably feminine, that the other dudes view him as a woman. At least I think so. Its weird though. Its as if they are not really gay but ignore the fact that he is a guy, because he is so over-the-top feminine. It's possible that he is even transgendered because the other inmates refer to him as "her" and "she".

    There is a jealousy issue going on because "she" is going around hugging and flirting with other inmates during the rec time. A huge fight ensued. They put the tranny is solitary.

    I'm find myself uneasy at the way they ignore that he's a dude. Dixie, what is it this like?
     
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    Dude "her" name is Cash. What do you expect? (I am also watching Lockup)
     
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    The little freakout going on right now with "Casper" is really funny. I can't tell if he's really afraid of the new black dude as a cell mate.

    I wonder how long is takes to turn fag in the clink.
     
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    Probably about as soon as they realize that their dick isn't going to suck itself.
     
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    I don't know, doesn't Sammerton have experience ignoring somebody's a dude?
     
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    "You turn me on more than an episode of Oz."

    Seems like a legit line to me.

    The Irish bar downtown with thriving business recently became... an Australian bar? Wtf? Checking it out tonight. Fuck Irish beer, let's go drink Foster's. PAUL HOGAN, WOOO.
     
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    Sun is setting directly in my face right now.

    But it's Las Vegas sun, so it's okay.
     
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    Chocolate ice cream and white wine. I'm so racially sensitive.
     
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    See, if that were me, and I still had the stick in my hand....
     
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    This thread needs more Monica.
     

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    Woooo!
     

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    So apparently my repeated gaseous expulsions at the bar today were so offensive that it made a couple of people leave... Well fuck 'em I say. Now I'm gonna sit here and root for Boise St. and Oregon, because fuck the SEC, that's why.

    And to make up for any offense caused to those of a Southern nature; BOOBS!
     
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    Oregon's uniforms just flat out anger me....all that green and neon shoes. Makes my head hurt. Not a fan of LSU either but I'm rooting for them to get it done.

    I've been beaten into submission from this hangover all day. Daring myself to pick up some beer but that requires movement.
     
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    Only because I know how much it angers people. SEC speed baby! Oregon, your goofy speed option tricks won't work here.
     
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    Really? So that must mean those people from Idaho are roadrunners...
     
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    It's funny how Ohio State fans piggyback any sort of team that happens to play well against the SEC. If you can't beat'em, root for other teams who actually can I suppose...
     
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