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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. TX.

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    I went into the lab this morning with the cadavers, and a classmate was triple-gloving his hands. Why? Because he planned on eating wings tonight, and the last time he only used one set of gloves, later to taste a nice hint of preservatives on his wings.

    I hate that UGa is losing. Fuck Boise.
     
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    a little nickel spittle

     
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    What an ass! Kinda funny that he shot from multiple angles, though.
     
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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Look, I'm an Auburn grad and I hate Georgia's stupid ridiculous uniforms as much as anybody, but let's not talk SEC when Shimmered's lovely ass crack has made an appearance in this thread. Especially, since she said she was going out dancing and could be home any minute to post naked ass pictures.

    Also, I have a cold and it's killing me. Bam, outta nowhere, I can't breathe. Is it okay to dissolve an Airborne in beer?

    Somebody post some more titties or something.
     
    #284 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 3, 2011
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    Yes. They cancel each other out.

    I feel crummy so I'm sticking to screwdrivers tonight. OJ makes it healthy, right? It's like I'm fighting my cold with a buzz.
     
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    I think that's how that old saying goes: Feed a fever, get a cold liquored up

    or something.
     
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    It seems as if Mr. Murray suffers from Doug Johnson syndrome. He has a howitzer for an arm, but man his throws go high.
    Also:
     

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    You have a point there.

    I finally caught up with the pages I missed in this thread and.....DAT ASS. I wanna be friends with it.
     
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    Hooray for having to wake up in less than four hours for a 6 am flight, yet I'm still out drinking.
     
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    I'm about to watch Gris (Chris Griffin) perform. He's MCing. I haven't seen his stand up in freakin' ages. So excited!!
     
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    Riddle time:
    What is white, stupid, and has 2 legs?

    Politik strung out on ambien!! Yayyy!!!!!!


    Anyways. Priest might be the funniest movie ever made. I find it amazing that while they shot the movie no one was just like, wait, this entire fucking movie is a gaping plot hole. There is literally not a single part that makes any sense. The tagline should have been Twilight and 28 Days Later meet Megashark vs. Giant Octopus. Actually that probably gives Priest too much credit. Is brain damage communicable through film?
     
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    Who the fuck was it who asked if you could combine an airborne and beer safely? That question is so stupid that I wish it weren't. this is like asking if you can combine air and water safely. Yeah, I think somehow you're going to be okay.

    Party tonight. It went well. Responsibly walked a cripple girl home, and her sister (who she's been trying to get me to pop her cherry) was asleep by the time we got back. Oh well. We talked about the astronette and my impending move far away and her impending unwillingness to come with me. Objectively I should confront her and break up with her if she's unwilling. Subjectively, her crying in my arms saying "I wish you didn't have to go" convinces me otherwise. Oh, what a wonderful life.

    Drunk me thinks ahead: have I got drunk food for tomorrow morning? Sober me thinks for the now: have I got enough food to eat before drinking so that I don't end up wasted? By any objective measure, drunk me is a more responsible adult than sober me. HOW ABOUT THAT.
     
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    More importantly is what kind of beer are you adding grapefruit alka seltzer to? Airborne is best paired with light beer. Gives it added body and a thicker palate that finishes with citrus.

    Now the eternal question, continue drinking a couple beers or go to bed? Fuck. LIFE... why are you so confusing?!!?
     
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    Drink more, duh. to compensate for my sobriety.
     
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    What should have been a two hour, max, job turned into almost 12 today. If something could break, not fit, or in any way not go as it should, that's the way it went. I'm drained.
     
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    Peed on an annoying girl from a second story porch. WINNING! That's still a thing, right? Saying that? No? Oh, okay.

    ...still peed on a girl though. She deserved it.
     
    #296 Sammerton, Sep 4, 2011
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    You just want to get me loopy and take advantage of my supple, young buns. I know your tricks.

    Who feels like dancing?

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    #297 CharlesJohnson, Sep 4, 2011
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    FUCKING CUNTMONKEYBUNCHEMS I spilled syrub in my bad! Can a man not goddamn eat some fucking flapjacks before watching Priest and passing out under the warm covers at his fucking will. Why, WHY must that be too tall an order?!?!?!?
     
    #298 Politik, Sep 4, 2011
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    I have to work tomorrow; so, naturally I'm up having a beer (Yuengling) at 3 a.m. 3 day weekend my ass.
     
    #299 Drunk_In_Philly, Sep 4, 2011
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    ...And I just got back home in time for the cab to show up to take me and my roommate to the airport. The next two weeks will absolutely suck, but hey, it's all awesome training in the end.
     
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