THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Fuck all you motherfuckers who make your personal trainers get up at 530 a.m on a goddamn holiday.

 

Plenty of people find that irritating or intimidating. The anonymity of the interwebz makes people say things they wouldn't normally say. Throw someone whose comfortable taking that anonymity away AND still saying truthful or baldly honest things into those people's faces and those people become decidedly uncomfortable.
I like to share things that make me laugh...I think more people should laugh (hence my beer bottle on the butt pic), and I like positive feedback from the work I do (hence my booty short pics).


Also, I have procured a corkscrew. These motherfuckers are driving me to drink at 630 in the morning. The sun's not even up on Labor Day and they want to work out. I'm looking forward to naked time and a bottle of wine.


And finally, I'm wearing yoga pants for the first time in 8 months. It's actually 70 degrees outside and amazing.

 

I have children and a roommate. I pay all the bills. I am NOT doing dishes. fuck that shit.

 

That's my take on laundry. I fucking HATE putting up clothes. Wash, dry, fold, whatever. Just don't make me put them up. I LOATHE that task.
I also loathe being called an alcoholic for opening an adult beverage before noon. I am not an alcoholic. I just enjoy not sharing my drinks with my kids.

 

that's what I'm saying.
Of course, this kid doesn't drink. One beer and he's done for the evening. I told him if he wants to hang with me and my group, he needed to have a serious discussion with his liver. Or he'll be stuck being the DD.


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Seriously, Texas Country has to be my favorite genre of music pretty much ever. I have happy feet listening to this shit.

 

Oh no, he doesn't live with me. My cousin is my roommate. he's only 20. he goddamn well better be my DD.


Fuck random capitalization.

 

I have some pretty serious remorse for agreeing to train anyone today.

 

Take it out on the customer while you drink wine and laugh at him. Throw in a little light flogging with the jumprope, call him a worm, put your cigarette out on his nipples. Light a candle under his chest when he does pushups. I'm envisioning a completely new type of workout routine here. And, uhh, this could make serious bucks. Someone will have to research how practical it is doing squats while plugged. It's for science. Take one for the team... you maggot.

In other news my Paul Purdhomme looking friend is wrapping a tenderloin in bacon and smoking it today. You can't see it, but I'm doing a dance in my chair and it is amazing.

NSFW

 

Switch it up! In other news, this party is probably going to be kinda dumb, but at least I'm making wings and there will be beer.

 

I can't listen to Russian accents without getting the Tetris song stuck in my head.

 

Hey man, I'm not criticizing at all. They're actually quite nice looking pictures and if anyone else wants to join the party, go right ahead. You won't hear a peep of complaint from me, and I'm not going to pull a poopourri and call anyone fat or say they're not attractive enough to be posting photos. I just found it a bit weird that the subject of her ass shots would be brought up continuously and at any point in the thread, and treated as though rain dances had to be continuously performed to bring further photos, whether or not a photo had been posted recently. That's all it was.

 

You know, I was thinking about this phenomenon too, and I think the answer is exactly what you'd might expect: all (semi) nudity isn't made equal.

We know shimmered -- as much as is possible on the internet. We know that she's a conscientious mother. We know that she's not a slave to some stupid clock when it comes to drinking. We know that she came by her body through hard work, and all of that adds a context to the pictures that makes them sexier.

Is it an accomplishment to find a girl with a nice ass on the internet? Or a guy with a nice chest? I think you know the answer to that. But finding one attached to an intelligent person you've grown to know and respect?

Well, it's no rain dance, but it's pretty damn worthwhile.

 

Well it's true that seeing an ass attached to someone that you know in some way is infinitely better than seeing that same ass attached to a stranger. It's why nearly all sitcoms have the plot of one male roommate/friend/etc. seeing a female acquaintance's boobs and it being awkward afterwards. Because seeing her boobs is, to him, different from just anyone's, and to her, him seeing her boobs is different than the doctor seeing them. But not constantly talking about them and begging for more isn't the same as criticism. Not at all.

In other news; why does youtube have 30 second advertisements before clips? In those 30 seconds, I can just do a search and find a copy of the same thing without an advertisement in front. God, I thought all those people who tried to force conventional media money-making schemes on the internet had gone broke 10 years ago.

 

Astralghettonaut, that's fair. And it does cross into a weird area sometimes. I think people are trying to be supportive and encourage other people to feel comfortable posting pictures of themselves.

Bewild, I have bought a "ring", but I'm...wearing it now.