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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    ... on what?
     
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    Oh yeaaaah!

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    It's only 70-something degrees in Dallas! This bitch is doing a little patio action before Study Time!

    I don't know whether to be irritated or grateful that the boyfriend is borderline parental with the study reminders. It's coming from a good place, but I just want to play, mister!
     
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    I'm freezing and I'm hungover, so I'm not entirely sure which one of those things is making me shiver uncontrollably. Long weekend traffuck makes me want to cry.
     
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    It's like a nice little bonus. I wasn't shocked with how hot shimmered is because I've known that for years. (God, have I really e-known some of you fuckers that long? That's weird and sad). I think it's awesome that she has kids, works crazy hours and still has a rockin bod.
     
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    If I don't get eggs and bacon in me soon, I might have to kick a small dog or something.
     
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    Little column a:

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    Little column b:

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    Little column a and b:

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    BOOTILICIOUS!!

    Gin and juice is pretty good. GO FRUIT COCKTAIL GO!
     
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    I have been at work since 6:30 this morning and will be here for at least ten hours total. Luckily it's doc review as opposed to anything taxing, but after an exhaustingly physical weekend in the heat and humidity with far far too little sleep getting up at 5:30 was not fun.

    Though I may be hitting a sort of second wind after some chair dozing earlier.
     
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    I have pretty exciting food plans today. I'm going to mosey around the West Indian Dance Parade and get some jerk chicken and maybe some goat, because I've never eaten goat and that seems lame to me, and then I'm going to Ikea around dinner time so I can get some meatballs and lindenberry sauce om nom nom.

    But damn, neither of these plans holds a candle (flame? I an't remember the phrase right now) to a good ol' fashion all Amurican cookout. Not having a grill is, I think, the absolute worst thing about city living. I WANT A CHEESEBURGER.

    I know I an make a cheeseburger using other things but it's just not the same, okay?
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Also, OH MY GOD THE LOOK AT THAT DOG'S FACE IS PRICELESS! Hahhahaha.

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    I just keep imagining Scooby Doo saying "Shaggy??"

    (It's censored because it was from a sort of "family friendly" blog's Twitter.)
     
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    Poor pets. I always wonder what my cat's thinking when he walks in on me masturbating or getting railed.

    "WTF? Go get me some more Purina and/or tuna. NOW, cunt!"

    (In my mind I picture him as a sassy gay man who takes shit from nobody).
     
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    One time my old boyfriend's dog walked in on us and he thought the guy was hurting me so he came to my rescue and started getting mad at his owner. It was so cute/hysterical. I freaking love that dog.
     
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    I used to have a complex about fucking in the same room as my dog. I thought it was so creepy.

    I've come a long way. A few weeks ago I even got fucked on the balcony in broad daylight while she was outside. She didn't even notice. She slept through the whole thing.
     
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    I used to have a cat that was really into porn. Whenever she would see it, she'd sit and stare at intensely, which made me feel really awkward.
     
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    I had no idea my ass was such a debating point.
    I appreciate the kind words.

    The thing about pics of real people - is that they're real people. They're not photoshopped, they're not airbrushed, they're not dieting and starving themselves into submission. They're real. It's even cooler when a real person, guy or girl, is someone you actually enjoy talking to and not just a pretty face/body.

    Anyone who doesn't like the posts, well...that's what the ignore feature is for, right?


    Anyhow, I'm off work.
    I'm getting drunk.
     
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    Did I miss the comments about the ass pics? I read back a few pages and saw nothing. I'm too lazy to keep looking. Someone fill me in?
     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Shimmered posts ass.
    People geek out, ask for more.
    Ghetto asks why people are geeking, there is much ass on the internet.
    Couple explanations.
    Shimmered appreciates, is going to get drunk.
     
    #438 Nom Chompsky, Sep 5, 2011
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    Grainy ass pics are substandard and there is better (hi-res) stuff on the interwebz.


    edit:
    Yeah. ^^^ that.


    New edit:
    It's apparently weird to watch porn with a guy?
    Really?
     
    #439 shimmered, Sep 5, 2011
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    I don't get people. I have said twice, and very explicitly, that it's not a matter of me not liking the ass shots. And yet somehow, the bare suggestion that the entire conversation in this thread not revolve around some nice ass pictures is considered a criticism of either the quality of the ass or the motivations for posting it. It isn't.
     
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