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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. Sammerton

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    Get on that Jason Boland bandwagon.


    And not necessarily red dirt/Texas twang, but this is one of my favorite songs ever.


    Been blasting this album all day (yhe two hours of it I've been up) on our porch, drinking Anchor Steam and eating leftover pulled pork cold with our hands. AMERICA.
     
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  2. shimmered

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    I'm listening to Small Town USA right now...but I LOVE me some Jason Boland. I will dance with you all night long as long as there's some Texas Country blaring.
     
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    Can the next WDT be dedicated to my vagina? Just wondering.
     
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    Yes please.
     
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    I am 100% certain all exhibitionist bones in my body were broken when the cat walked in while I was jerking off. It sat down and watched, purring, eyes half open like he was trying to seduce me with bedroom eyes. FUCKING WEIRD. We locked eyes, I tucked myself away because I think the cat was DTF. That was the most unsettling moment I've ever had. The door stays shut tight now.

    Male cat too. Couldn't just be inter-species, it had to be gay too.
     
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    Word to your mothers.

    I drove to Dallas last summer to see a couple of my favorite bands play in some shithole, fell in love about eighteen times on the dance floor in a bourbon induced haze, once or twice in our hotel pool, then after waking up next to a stranger she pulled on her boots and took me to Mattito's for brunch.

    None of my friends had ever been to Texas, they still talk about the trip like it was a life changing experience. In a way, if you've never experienced texas woman, beer, food, etc it kind of is. Now I'm all sad and miss home.
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Pussy is pussy, you pussy.
     
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    Oh my God. Too many options. Why can't it be all of the above?!
     
    #448 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    My vote is yes. I like poon tang.

    It is unusually cool outside today, I like it and for some reason it makes me want to keep drinking.
     
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    I miss rural Texas. I love Fort Worth. I fucking HATE Dallas as more than a drive through night. I don't like the fake money. I love the Stockyards etc.


    Question for the guys -
    If you're out with a girl and you notice that other guys are noticing her, does that bother you?
     
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    I want a Q&A.
     
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    One of my classmates is a Texas Country quasi-groupie. As in, she's Facebook buddies with several people and makes out with them whenever they're in town. That's it. Just making out...total tease.
     
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    I just like dancing to it...and I heart my cowboy boots and jeans.
     
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    Nope, as long as they're just looking and not leering or touching.

    Question for the girls:

    You're out with a guy. You might be dating him, he might just be a friend. A group of guys start cat-calling and or hitting on you.

    What do you want the guy to do?
     
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    I would appreciate a protective gesture of some sort, just because I have bad luck with being attacked/assaulted by males.
    That said, my manner of dress is particularly UNspectacular. Tshirt and jeans and boots, or miniskirt and boots, or shorts and flippies. I'm not a particularly flashy person, so if people are cat-calling, I find it a little threatening.
     
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    Yes! I just said that to my husband. It's the first day that officially feels like Fall is coming, and it totally makes me want to get fall-down drunk.

    Tonight is certainly going to be a red wine night. On the balcony. I love Summer, but I really, really love Fall.
     
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    So maybe putting an arm around you, but not engaging the guys?

    This is not really hypothetical by the way. I've been in this scenario a couple times, most notably when I was with my sister and her boyfriend (though we were all just walking together, so you probably couldn't have told which was which). The aforementioned catcalling/etc. happened, there was a brief conversation, and then all of a sudden I was being shown a variety of guns.

    It didn't go much beyond that, but it made me question whether I should say anything at all in those scenarios.
     
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    "Buy fresh. Buy local."

    Okay.

    Do you think they have homegrown organic hookers in farm country?
     
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    Question: is catcalling a New York thing? Because you and Audrey have mentioned it now and you're both New Yawkers. My girlfriend and her friend went to New York back in spring and found they were getting catcalled multiple times per day and that never happens to them here.

    Also it happens on Sex and the City.
     
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    Like clock work after the east coast earthquake the news reports of "animals knowing first!" Started popping up. If they can feel shifts in the earth tectonic plates they sure as hell know when you get a boner and are rubbing/fucking one out. I just figure my dog shakes her head in disgust when ever I go to town. Tissues filled with jism have to give off some strong odors their noses couldn't ignore. Ive never had cats but I always wondered if they reacted like they do when a can of starkist is opened when a girl starts diddling herself... As Carlin used to say, these are the things I think about when I'm alone and the power goes out.



    Aww does someone miss the attention from her huge boobs shifting to Shimmered fine ass'?
     
    #460 Kubla Kahn, Sep 5, 2011
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