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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    I dunno, it's happened a few times in New York, but the time with my sister was in DC. Two of the times were kind of weird, because I wasn't actually dating the girl I was walking with, though the cat callers assumed I was ("hey ma, what are you doing with him?").

    I'm probably overthinking it, but I don't want a girl I'm with to feel uncomfortable. I also really want to avoid getting shot if possible, though if it came down to it, I probably would have had to go ahead and get my ass beat over my sister.
     
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    No. Shimmered's ass > my tits. End of.
     
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    I totally disagree lady.
     
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    Now if you combined those two...well that person would probably topple over.
     
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    Then you're a bit mental, lady. I didn't work for my tits. You work for that ass. (And I certainly love you for it.)
     
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    Wow, it's like the discussion from the London riots thread is being played out again, but instead of rich vs. poor, it's tits vs. ass.

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    I'm...alone. in my apartment. Naked. For the first time since Thanksgiving.


    Wow.
     
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    Maybe, but Hooker's tits are large and shimmered's ass is tight. I think there would be balance issues.
     
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    To the laboratory!
     
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    Its actually a yes to both. I used to have someone around...or the kids around. The kids are gone and I don't have anyone. Fuckit.
     
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    Dude I'm heavy. Like...shockingly heavy. I'm small but When I'm healthy I tip in at close to 160#
     
    #471 shimmered, Sep 5, 2011
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    I'm not a fatty but I'm certainly not light. Throwing ne around takes work.
     
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    A fighter jet just set off a car alarm. Sigh.

    Imagine how loud they are when they break the sound barrier.
     
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    Is the air show still happening in this gay weather?
     
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    You know what sucks? Fucking on an air mattress.
     
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    Why would you even bother in the first place?
     
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    Yeah, you're way better off just fucking on the floor.
     
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    I'm going to have to second the air mattress issues. I had to use one for almost a year back in my poorer days. It was a queen sized, though! With an attached 'box spring'! I was pretty fly.
     
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    Yes. The more public, the better, as far as I'm concerned.

    I'll never forget the couple that was fucking on a beach wall down by the boardwalk. He was sitting with his legs dangling over the side, she was sitting in his lap, facing him, with her pretty little sundress pulled up - and she was bouncing like a basketball on a perfect court.

    I only caught a quick glimpse before I realized what was going on. That was two years ago and I've been jealous of them ever since! I want sex by the boardwalk in broad daylight!
     
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    Ummmmm... because getting fucked beats not getting fucked, any day of the week.
     
    #480 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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