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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. toddamus

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    Wanna know what else sucks? Sleeping on an air mattress for the last 5 weeks because your student loans haven't come through yet.
     
    #481 toddamus, Sep 5, 2011
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    Does this mean we're going to start seeing "Shimmered is a slut" written all over the TiBette bathrooms?

    I mean, really, ladies.
     
    #482 bebop007, Sep 5, 2011
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    Oh why, oh why, doesn't my mechanic look like this?
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    #483 Angel_1756, Sep 5, 2011
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    Oh dear God. Some of you idiots are totally fucked.
     
    #484 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    If guys are catcalling my girlfriend it makes me insecure, so I pee on her in front of them to let them know she's mine.

    Also, Ghetto, why do you think Shimmered's ass is ugly?
     
    #485 Frank, Sep 5, 2011
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    When my cousin lived in NYC he'd walk a few paces behind his smoking hot wife and pretend to flip shit on them when dudes would lear or whistle. He always had odd ways to mess with people.
     
    #486 Kubla Kahn, Sep 5, 2011
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    Her knees are too sharp.

     
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    I tried to have sex on an air mattress once. We quickly went from two horny kids to two beached manatees awkwardly flailing about. It was hilarious and frustrating.
     
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    Well, except if it's rape or something. Then I think not getting fucked wins.
     
    #489 Juice, Sep 5, 2011
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    Buzz kill.
     
    #490 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    Lots of passive aggressive banter in the last couple of pages. Was starting to think I was the only one taking advantage of this blessed holiday that allows for massive day drinking, but it looks like a couple of y'all are imbibing ass well.

    Onward and upward!
     
    #491 Sammerton, Sep 5, 2011
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    A friend of mine is a pretty girl and an exhibitionist, so there are nude photos NJ of her around a lot of places. Unfortunately, she's allergic to dogs, so her boyfriends dog isn't allowed on the bed when she's over. So in a bunch of her pictures, there's a pissed off spaniel in the back ground giving her stink eye like a really angry peeping tom.
     
    #492 scootah, Sep 5, 2011
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    Fuck you all. I'm drunk.
     
    #493 shimmered, Sep 5, 2011
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    Sweet. Just in time for more ass!

    Edit: I thought better of myself. I'm sorry shimmered. I am missing an adjective: delicious. Yeah... That fits. Delicious ass.
     
    #494 whathasbeenseen, Sep 5, 2011
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    I'm catching up on my trashy reality tv and getting drunk on red wine. My husband is making me use a glass. I totally wanted to drink from the bottle, like classy girls do.
     
    #495 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    How drunk is too drunk to be confessing things in the BDSM thread?

    Asking for a friend.
     
    #496 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    It's funny that the two most out-there, vocal girls on this board have to post things "for a friend."
     
    #497 Dcc001, Sep 5, 2011
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    The bottle is glass, I don't see the problem.
     
    #498 Frank, Sep 5, 2011
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    I'm being a facetious cunt.

    I'm going to post about me and my own bad habits. None of my friends are as fucked as me. Especially not when it comes to fucking.
     
    #499 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    It's okay, the glass is kind of making it go faster. It just always seems to be half empty - and at that point, you might as well finish it off quick, right?
     
    #500 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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