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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    Australian wine kind of sucks. Or at least this one does.
     
    #501 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    We should keep this thread open tomorrow night because I will be wrecked.

    Tonight has consisted of studying/studying/studying/masturbating/studying/masturbating/dinner/studying. I am going to take out my anger on my liver tomorrow night.

    Chilean wine is where it's at.
     
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    This is like Charlie Sheen asking "how much cocaine is too much cocaine?"

    The only bad amount is none.
     
    #503 ghettoastronaut, Sep 5, 2011
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    Cabernet Merlot, 1.

    Hooker, 0.
     
    #504 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    I could do without hearing about people that like scat and the activities therein. Keep poop play to yourselves people.
     
    #505 Kubla Kahn, Sep 5, 2011
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    I'm not down with shit. Or animals. Or children. Or meat hooks. Buuuuut.... that's about it.
     
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    I don't know about those meat hooks that you hang from your back and such but that blunt ended one you stick in a girl's hoo-ha for carrying purposes that Scootah linked seemed interesting....
     
    #507 Kubla Kahn, Sep 5, 2011
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    Indeed. Along the same lines, I've never been a huge fan of waterbeds. They don't stay put enough for me to get any leverage, and its a pain in the ass to try and time thrusts to both your partner and the bed's tidal action.
     
    #508 Misanthropic, Sep 5, 2011
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    I don't like toys. Just beatings and dickings.
     
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    Does that include being beaten with a dick and dicking to the beat?
     
    #510 Misanthropic, Sep 5, 2011
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    Waiiiit... what is "dicking to the beat"?
     
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    But yeah, cock slaps are fun.

    C'mon, who doesn't love a mushroom face stamp now and again?
     
    #512 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    Keeping rhythm to some background sexing music.

    If I have enough coffee, I can keep up with Radar Love by Golden Earring.

     
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    Oh, I hate fucking with music on. The problem when you fuck to music is that the song will always remind you of that sex. And if the sex is bad, but you like the song, you're in trouble.
     
    #514 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    It may happen. But I don't wanna be called a Rep point validation whore.
     
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    My lips are purple from the wine.

    Class act right here, kids. Class act.
     
    #516 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    Uhh, that is in fact, the reason, we have the rep system if I am not mistaken. The main point is, sharing is caring.
     
    #517 Kubla Kahn, Sep 5, 2011
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    I just got an email from a real dwarf, who is available for rent, who might be willing to work my NYE party. I'm so excited right now.
     
    #518 scootah, Sep 5, 2011
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    Thread over.
     
    #519 Juice, Sep 5, 2011
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    Who are you, Tucker Max?
     
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