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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    No, he's a guy with cash money.
     
    #521 bewildered, Sep 5, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Holy shit, it turns out that if you don't eat all day then you drink a bunch, you get really drunk. Who knew?

    I am liquid and dissolved.

    Aw, man I just remembered I have to get work done tonight. Luckily it's very simple, but still.
     
    #522 Nom Chompsky, Sep 5, 2011
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    HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

    boobs
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    #523 MoreCowbell, Sep 5, 2011
  4. hooker

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    I ran out of wine. Sad face.
     
    #524 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I have a lot of wine. And a lot of energy. And a lot of hunger.

    Ra raaa raaaaaaaa.

    Somebody order food to my house.
     
    #525 Nom Chompsky, Sep 5, 2011
  6. Angel_1756

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    This reminds me of elementary school gym class where we learned to crab walk. I wonder if, all this time, they were really just priming us for scissoring. Thank you, public education.
     
    #526 Angel_1756, Sep 5, 2011
  7. hooker

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    Will you settle for some warm vagina?
     
    #527 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    Just dropped off Li'l Bandit with the ex. My neices came over today with my brother-in-law, and I changed the engine fan on his truck, a quick 20 minute job. One of the blades broke off when he was driving, and it miraculously didn't take some of the radiator with it.
    In other news, my first Black Angels disc came in Friday (for $4!), and I've been in a great mood all weekend.
    Also, I've taught Li'l Bandit how to play chess, and he's pretty good!

    Make sure you turn the bass way up when you listen to this:


    And here's some bush:

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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    nom

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  10. hooker

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    I love her nipples.

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    #530 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    Fact: everything that has led you to this point has been mere preparation for scissoring.


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    #531 MoreCowbell, Sep 5, 2011
  12. hooker

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    Everyone should fuck like Gianna. She's so eager. I love it.

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    #532 hooker, Sep 5, 2011
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    I hadn't banged my girlfriend in a couple days due to schedule conflicts, so I popped one off today before I got in the shower. Of course she sends me a text just now saying to be ready to dump one on her face when she gets home.

    Goddamnit. She's expecting this but is probably going to have to make do with this.

    I've got real problems.
     
    #533 Sammerton, Sep 5, 2011
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    I think I might officiallt be too drunk for the WDT.
     
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    I can hear my neighbor moaning from his diarrhea and it's harshin my buzz.
     
    #535 Juice, Sep 5, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I think a drug deal is going awry at my neighbor's.
     
    #536 dubyu tee eff, Sep 5, 2011
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    Got some foods. chinese, to be exact. Boston Chinese food kinda sucks, but I'm fucking starving.

    rawwwwwwwwwwwwr
     
    #537 Nom Chompsky, Sep 5, 2011
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    For a man with nostrils as hungry as yours, I hardly think that's a boast.
     
    #538 Nom Chompsky, Sep 5, 2011
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    Hot girls sure don't know how to deal with being put in the friend-zone.
     
    #539 Gravitas, Sep 5, 2011
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    Why did you friend-zone her? Does she have the herp?
     
    #540 Angel_1756, Sep 5, 2011
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