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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. toejam

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    Shenanigans. No one puts hot girls in the friend zone. If there is a female friend zone, it exists solely for friends' sisters, or still-friendly exes, or something similarly untouchable, like really fat girls.
     
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    If I was the kinda guy who cared about that sort of thing, having a hot girl in the friend zone will probably yield more pusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss than fucking that same girl.
     
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    By neglecting the "y", you made that a really gross image just now.
     
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    Eating at the Y
     
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    Why? Is someone saying "Does it smell like fish in here?"

     
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    As long as you're not eating pus.
     
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    Oh man, that's always a bad sign
     
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    The kind of guy that cares about that sort of thing, in my experience, does not think in terms of future puss. Your bird in some girl's hand being worth two in yet-unseen bushes. That's a saying, right?
     
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    It is unless my granny is a liar
     
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    I didn't friend zone anyone. I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties.

    It was my buddy. He did it to 2 girls in the same day. He had legitimate reasons for one and semi-legitimate reasons for the other.

    Unfortunately, the first girl started crying/yelling at him in his bedroom for three hours. The second girl thought they did the horizontal no pants dance. This made her realize that she was in love with the guy and tried to make her move. She got shot down and decided to lock herself in a bedroom for 12 hours.
     
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    Even if they're hot, I wouldn't friend zone that kind of crazy. I'd get them black-out drunk and run like hell.
     
    #551 Angel_1756, Sep 5, 2011
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    which madam are you using
     
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    Unfortunately, these weren't randoms from a bar. They are in the social circle. And the girl that locked herself in her room was staying there for the weekend.

    And we were all blackout drunk. I think. I was at least.


    It's not them. It's me. I just can't see myself ever straight up paying for sex.
     
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    Hooray pot!

    Oh pot, it's been too long.
     
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    oh, ok. getting laid isn't that hard though, all you have to remember is that you're offering somebody something awesome for free and it all makes sense.
     
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    Ms. PIMPTRESS' potcentric posts always makes me think of The Supremes.

    Am I the only one?

     
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    Is this good or bad?
     
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    I would take it as a compliment. The Supremes are rad.

    There were some hidden gems back in the day, too. Look The Crystals' wonderful song He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss).

    Srsly.

    I went out to my shed to get loose, and two racoons started crying havoc on the roof and tearing away at each other. So, I thumped the roof with a broomstick like an old lonely bitch and they're all like "Shh! He'll call the cops on us again, dude!"

    Fuck. My back is murdered from a 7 hr. car ride. Like, ouch.
     
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    Ha ha me awesome? Surely you are joking, Mr. Chompksy.

    Alright, nough self-loathing for today.

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    I don't really know.

    I really like the song so I guess I would lean towards good.

    But again, don't know. PIMPTRESS potcentric posts evoke The Supremes. That's just where my mind goes.
     
    #560 bebop007, Sep 5, 2011
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